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Title: The Cannibal
Post by: Basser69 on July 06, 2011, 03:09:40 PM

A cannibal was walking through the jungle

And came upon a restaurant operated by a

Fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+ Tourist: $8.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $12.50

+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,

"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."

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Post by: longspur on July 06, 2011, 03:13:00 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny:

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Post by: chatterbox on July 06, 2011, 06:10:42 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

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Post by: doepee on July 06, 2011, 09:12:33 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny:

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Post by: mnturkey on July 07, 2011, 03:50:52 PM

have to to remember that one

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Post by: WyoHunter on July 07, 2011, 07:22:48 PM

So true!

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Post by: harvester on July 07, 2011, 09:05:41 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny:

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Post by: mossy835 on July 08, 2011, 01:31:10 AM

That is worth it's weight in H13 shells!
:TooFunny:

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Post by: surehuntsalot on July 10, 2011, 08:34:54 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

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Post by: Hognutz on July 11, 2011, 10:44:48 AM

They are hard to clean...Too funny!!! :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

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Post by: CSAW on July 11, 2011, 04:28:53 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

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Post by: stone road turkey calls on July 11, 2011, 05:09:29 PM

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