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General Discussion => General Forum => Topic started by: redarrow on July 05, 2011, 12:43:48 PM

Title: Road Killed Jackass.
Post by: redarrow on July 05, 2011, 12:43:48 PM
Barrack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.
suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car
comes to a stop.

Obama says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check, you were driving.' The
chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Obama. Hours later, the
chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

'My god, what happened to you?' asks Obama. The chauffeur replies: 'When I got
there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up
meal and the daughter made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say to them?' asks Obama. 'I knocked on the door, and
when it was answered, I said to them, 'I'm Barrack Obama's chauffeur and I've
just killed the jackass.
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Post by: longspur on July 05, 2011, 12:51:12 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: Basser69 on July 05, 2011, 01:23:34 PM
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Post by: doepee on July 05, 2011, 01:39:39 PM
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Post by: CASH on July 05, 2011, 01:48:54 PM
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Post by: mossy835 on July 05, 2011, 02:09:49 PM
That is too funny.
:TooFunny: :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an :TooFunny:
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Post by: TnTurk on July 05, 2011, 06:41:09 PM
Joke of the day right there. Good one.   :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: chatterbox on July 05, 2011, 07:02:15 PM
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Post by: Crappiepro on July 05, 2011, 07:52:00 PM
I liked that one!!
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Post by: JVA54 on July 05, 2011, 10:24:35 PM

       :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: OldMarine on July 06, 2011, 01:20:18 AM
Good one !
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on July 06, 2011, 05:16:34 AM
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Post by: VAHUNTER on July 06, 2011, 07:04:14 AM
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Post by: harvester on July 06, 2011, 08:20:03 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :happy0064:
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