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Title: Little Johnny at it again
Post by: OLE RASPY on July 03, 2011, 05:00:20 PM

Got this in a email today

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked one of her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"

Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain
for once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have
to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine who I hope to introduce
you to after dinner.'"

The teacher fainted..

Title: Re: Little Johnny at it again
Post by: CASH on July 03, 2011, 05:01:13 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Little Johnny at it again
Post by: turkey slayer on July 03, 2011, 05:56:52 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Little Johnny at it again
Post by: Basser69 on July 03, 2011, 08:35:13 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Little Johnny at it again
Post by: M,Yingling on July 04, 2011, 09:37:52 AM

:lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Little Johnny at it again
Post by: wisconsinteacher on July 04, 2011, 09:41:54 AM

His name is not Johnny, it is Cody and I have him in class. That made my day. Thanks.

Title: Re: Little Johnny at it again
Post by: doepee on July 04, 2011, 09:45:38 AM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: That was funny :you_rock:

Title: Re: Little Johnny at it again
Post by: chatterbox on July 04, 2011, 10:31:29 AM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Little Johnny at it again
Post by: ILIKEHEVI-13 on July 04, 2011, 07:13:08 PM

That's the best little Johnny joke I think I have heard. :lol:

Title: Re: Little Johnny at it again
Post by: harvester on July 06, 2011, 08:32:29 AM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Little Johnny at it again
Post by: mnturkey on July 06, 2011, 12:08:05 PM

got me to laugh.

Title: Re: Little Johnny at it again
Post by: longspur on July 06, 2011, 01:40:51 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Little Johnny at it again
Post by: Hognutz on July 11, 2011, 11:25:50 AM

Good one, Raspy.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Little Johnny at it again
Post by: gatrkyhntr70 on July 11, 2011, 02:40:39 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Little Johnny at it again
Post by: stone road turkey calls on July 11, 2011, 05:26:28 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Little Johnny at it again
Post by: mossy835 on July 12, 2011, 11:41:36 AM

Ok good one!!!
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

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