A guy goes out hunting. Unexpectedly, a gust of wind blew and the gun
fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his
doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news", the doctor said.
"The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to
your groin, there was very little internal
damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done
to your pecker, which left quite a
few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad, all things considered," the hunter
replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Boston
Symphony Orchestra. She's going to
teach you where to put your fingers so you don't PEE IN YOUR EYE!"
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That's painful and funny!
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Lay the gun on the ground
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A lesson to be learned for sure.
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