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Title: Make me feel like a Woman.
Post by: Hognutz on June 16, 2011, 11:56:13 AM
MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN !!

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
'I'm too young to die,' she wails.
Then she yells, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, eyes riveted, at this desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a cowboy from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.
He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, One...button ...at a ...time...
No one moves.
He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps.
He whispers . . ..
'Iron this. Then get me a beer'. 

Disclaimer: I am just the messanger..Mike  :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Make me feel like a Woman.
Post by: Jay on June 16, 2011, 12:00:17 PM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Make me feel like a Woman.
Post by: redarrow on June 16, 2011, 12:01:51 PM
OMG thats funny. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Make me feel like a Woman.
Post by: Basser69 on June 16, 2011, 12:20:24 PM
Quote from: redarrow on June 16, 2011, 12:01:51 PM
OMG thats funny. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

X 2  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Make me feel like a Woman.
Post by: doepee on June 16, 2011, 12:27:00 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Make me feel like a Woman.
Post by: vaturkey on June 16, 2011, 02:01:02 PM
When I seen this topic -" Make Me Feel Like A Woman" Coming from Hognutz, I thought, this ought to be good. !!!    :TooFunny:








Title: Re: Make me feel like a Woman.
Post by: LX_Trkyhntr on June 16, 2011, 04:28:58 PM
That's one of the best I've heard in a long time!! :you_rock: :you_rock: :you_rock:
Title: Re: Make me feel like a Woman.
Post by: The Cohutta Strutter on June 16, 2011, 04:36:12 PM
Good one. :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Make me feel like a Woman.
Post by: CASH on June 16, 2011, 04:47:12 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Make me feel like a Woman.
Post by: Ol'Mossy on June 16, 2011, 04:48:17 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Make me feel like a Woman.
Post by: neal on June 16, 2011, 06:03:04 PM
Quote from: vaturkey on June 16, 2011, 02:01:02 PM
When I seen this topic -" Make Me Feel Like A Woman" Coming from Hognutz, I thought, this ought to be good. !!!    :TooFunny:

Make me feel like a woman........... by HOGNUTZ.... that's funny stuff right there!!!
Title: Re: Make me feel like a Woman.
Post by: turkey slayer on June 16, 2011, 11:14:24 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: thats great :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Make me feel like a Woman.
Post by: coyotetrpr on June 16, 2011, 11:17:44 PM
 :thanks: :lol:
Title: Re: Make me feel like a Woman.
Post by: chatterbox on June 17, 2011, 05:18:48 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Make me feel like a Woman.
Post by: mossy835 on June 17, 2011, 11:03:48 AM
 :TooFunny:Funny  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Make me feel like a Woman.
Post by: harvester on June 17, 2011, 01:42:27 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Make me feel like a Woman.
Post by: flintlock on June 17, 2011, 07:27:33 PM
Now that was too funny.   

:you_rock: :z-guntootsmiley:
Title: Re: Make me feel like a Woman.
Post by: GSLAM95 on June 19, 2011, 09:50:27 PM
 :lol: :toothy12: :lol:
Title: Re: Make me feel like a Woman.
Post by: birdman24 on June 20, 2011, 01:48:21 AM
I think I may have hurt myself.... trying to muffle the laughter so I wouldn't have to explain to my wife why I was laughing so hard. 
Title: Re: Make me feel like a Woman.
Post by: surehuntsalot on June 20, 2011, 11:09:42 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: good one :TooFunny: :TooFunny: