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Title: I Have Never...
Post by: CAPTJJ on April 02, 2022, 11:36:16 AM
Laid the smack down on anything.

Killed a thunder chicken.

Given anything a dirtnap.

Fell free to add, LOL.
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Post by: Sungrazer on April 02, 2022, 11:55:00 AM
Smoked him
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Post by: MISSISSIPPI Double beard on April 02, 2022, 11:57:14 AM
Shot a gobbler at 50 yards with a 410
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Post by: Mossyguy on April 02, 2022, 12:26:07 PM
Told a lie  :TooFunny:
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Post by: doublespurs21 on April 02, 2022, 12:43:33 PM
forgot the toilet paper,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Post by: fallhnt on April 02, 2022, 12:53:10 PM
Had a hit list.

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Post by: Yoder409 on April 02, 2022, 01:20:32 PM
Had a heavy metal band play as I had a gobbler coming to the gun.

(I do NOT know how those guys on TV do it.  Those guitars are LOUD !!!  Turkeys around here would never stand for that.)
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Post by: Chad Gus715 on April 02, 2022, 01:38:00 PM
Used a decoy
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Post by: Bridger on April 02, 2022, 01:57:01 PM
used anything but lead shot
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Post by: richard black on April 02, 2022, 02:02:25 PM
taken a nap while hunting
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Post by: Jimspur on April 02, 2022, 02:12:23 PM
Got 'er done.
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Post by: Hobbes on April 02, 2022, 02:39:12 PM
Stroked my own ego by telling the rest of the world that I do it better than they do.
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Post by: Stickbow98 on April 02, 2022, 04:00:54 PM
M-m-m-missed!!  ::)
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Post by: Sixes on April 02, 2022, 04:31:46 PM
Havested anything but vegetables
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Post by: Yelper on April 02, 2022, 04:37:36 PM
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51976823402_1a1f3690c4_c.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/2nc1NKC)
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Post by: Mallard1897 on April 02, 2022, 04:51:36 PM
Whopped and hollered at a turkeys demise.

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Post by: mountainhunter1 on April 02, 2022, 05:15:06 PM
Never killed a hen.
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Post by: Cottonmouth on April 02, 2022, 05:36:48 PM
Taken a pop shot.
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Post by: RED NECK on April 02, 2022, 05:57:14 PM
"Got it done"
"Run like a warrior indian screaming and yelling to get to my turkey"
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Post by: EastKyGobblerSlayer on April 02, 2022, 05:58:28 PM
Had to get my buddy to bird dog a "dead" turkey back to me for another shot.....


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Post by: paboxcall on April 02, 2022, 06:34:13 PM
bought a hoodie from a youtuber.
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Post by: guesswho on April 02, 2022, 06:43:21 PM
I have never withheld information from a fellow turkey hunter, or given false information, at least at the same time. 
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Post by: Tail Feathers on April 02, 2022, 08:35:13 PM
Quote from: guesswho on April 02, 2022, 06:43:21 PM
I have never withheld information from a fellow turkey hunter, or given false information, at least at the same time.
You mean before you typed that or since? :TooFunny:
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Post by: Yoder409 on April 02, 2022, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: paboxcall on April 02, 2022, 06:34:13 PM
bought a hoodie from a youtuber.

watched turkey hunting on YouTube
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Post by: aclawrence on April 02, 2022, 09:53:24 PM
Not had to poop as soon as get to the hunting spot lol.


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Title: Re: I Have Never...
Post by: Yoder409 on April 02, 2022, 10:03:30 PM
Quote from: aclawrence on April 02, 2022, 09:53:24 PM
Not had to poop as soon as get to the hunting spot lol.

Funny (not really) how that works, ain't it ???    :help:
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Post by: Gooserbat on April 03, 2022, 12:36:54 AM
Had dirty thoughts about a 22 mag.
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Post by: Marc on April 03, 2022, 01:43:11 AM
Had a turkey do what I expect it to...
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Post by: Tom007 on April 03, 2022, 07:01:08 AM
Told my wife she might be second to Turkey Hunting..... :funnyturkey:
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Post by: captpete on April 03, 2022, 07:55:29 AM
Posted a deer, turkey, game animal picture on Faceplant....I mean Facebook(I don't and never will have an account).
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Post by: 7shooter on April 03, 2022, 08:43:43 AM
Left my gun and boots where I parked
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Post by: Paulmyr on April 03, 2022, 08:58:17 AM
attended a wedding during any hunting season especially turkey season!
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Post by: Number17 on April 03, 2022, 09:13:32 AM
Quote from: Yoder409 on April 02, 2022, 10:03:30 PM
Quote from: aclawrence on April 02, 2022, 09:53:24 PM
Not had to poop as soon as get to the hunting spot lol.

Funny (not really) how that works, ain't it ???    :help:

Just watch a hunting dog when you drop the tailgate for the first time that day. You'll understand.
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Post by: sswv on April 03, 2022, 09:40:47 AM
I have never took a wife or girlfriend spring gobbler hunting

I have never shot ANY animal in front of a camera
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Post by: Will on April 03, 2022, 09:54:28 AM
Called in sick to work to go hunting
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Post by: Chief Razor on April 03, 2022, 10:44:25 AM
Let em ride in the back of the truck

#stompin heads

Grip n' grin for "likes"

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Post by: Old Timer on April 03, 2022, 02:09:41 PM
Sent someone in the wrong direction especially when they ask where did you get that gobbler! :lol:
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Post by: TrackeySauresRex on April 03, 2022, 04:47:30 PM
I have never....

*  Stomped out every Turkey track on the edge of mud puddles on public land.

* Came back with only one sock on.

* Missed

*  :funnyturkey:
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Post by: Brian Fahs on April 03, 2022, 05:24:39 PM
Told the truth to anyone about anything hunting related......
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Post by: Tail Feathers on April 03, 2022, 08:45:18 PM
Some of you are lie like a rug.  :goofball: Just sayin'... :TooFunny:
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Post by: TrackeySauresRex on April 03, 2022, 08:49:02 PM
Quote from: Tail Feathers on April 03, 2022, 08:45:18 PM
Some of you are lie like a rug.  :goofball: Just sayin'... :TooFunny:

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:  :funnyturkey:
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Post by: Wvdanimal on April 03, 2022, 09:47:35 PM
Given a $$$$ about all the "interweb" super sportsmen heroes.  Relying on on x on y or on z web spots for a place to hunt. Capable of 60yd shots w a 410 while tucked behind a scoot n shoot full fan decoy while wearing an extra tight skirt made of Mossy Oak Bottomland because I heard it was coming back in style.        We ain't what we used to be boys!
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Post by: OJR on April 04, 2022, 03:45:02 PM
Farted in the truck on a road trip!  :funnyturkey:
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Post by: silent tom on April 04, 2022, 04:19:12 PM
Bought into the bs that youtubers are "sharing the resource to better turkey hunting."
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Post by: ShootingABN! on April 05, 2022, 08:38:50 PM
Ripped my pants crossing barb wire
:turkey2:
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Post by: MISSISSIPPI Double beard on April 06, 2022, 09:13:13 AM
Had too much fun
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Post by: Paulmyr on April 06, 2022, 10:49:55 AM
Quote from: MISSISSIPPI Double beard on April 06, 2022, 09:13:13 AM
Had too much fun
When I'm having the fun I would agree. The next day, maybe not so much.
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Post by: 310 gauge on April 06, 2022, 05:32:47 PM
been in an airplane!
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Post by: Goblen on April 06, 2022, 06:28:02 PM
Jumped up, ran, and put foot on his head.
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Post by: Sir-diealot on April 08, 2022, 04:40:59 PM
Reaped, poached, willingly eaten Vienna sausages after the first time.
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Post by: Howie g on April 08, 2022, 07:00:05 PM
Kilt a Merriam gobbler ...
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Post by: strum on April 08, 2022, 07:14:46 PM
Watched a hawk fly down and hit my decoy.
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Post by: tomstopper on April 09, 2022, 05:58:49 AM
Parked 3-4 miles down the road from where I was hunting and rode a bicycle to my entry point.

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Title: Re: I Have Never...
Post by: aclawrence on April 10, 2022, 11:09:20 PM
Quote from: Sir-diealot on April 08, 2022, 04:40:59 PM
Reaped, poached, willingly eaten Vienna sausages after the first time.
1-2 Vienna sausages is about all I can handle from a can of those things. Now Beenie weenies are a different story lol.


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Title: Re: I Have Never...
Post by: Sir-diealot on April 11, 2022, 02:16:24 PM
Quote from: aclawrence on April 10, 2022, 11:09:20 PM
Quote from: Sir-diealot on April 08, 2022, 04:40:59 PM
Reaped, poached, willingly eaten Vienna sausages after the first time.
1-2 Vienna sausages is about all I can handle from a can of those things. Now Beenie weenies are a different story lol.


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I find peanut butter even more gross. I have never heard of Beenie Weenies.