Laid the smack down on anything.
Killed a thunder chicken.
Given anything a dirtnap.
Fell free to add, LOL.
Smoked him
Shot a gobbler at 50 yards with a 410
Told a lie :TooFunny:
forgot the toilet paper,,,,,,,,,,,,
Had a hit list.
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Had a heavy metal band play as I had a gobbler coming to the gun.
(I do NOT know how those guys on TV do it. Those guitars are LOUD !!! Turkeys around here would never stand for that.)
Used a decoy
used anything but lead shot
taken a nap while hunting
Got 'er done.
Stroked my own ego by telling the rest of the world that I do it better than they do.
M-m-m-missed!! ::)
Havested anything but vegetables
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51976823402_1a1f3690c4_c.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/2nc1NKC)
Whopped and hollered at a turkeys demise.
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Never killed a hen.
Taken a pop shot.
"Got it done"
"Run like a warrior indian screaming and yelling to get to my turkey"
Had to get my buddy to bird dog a "dead" turkey back to me for another shot.....
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bought a hoodie from a youtuber.
I have never withheld information from a fellow turkey hunter, or given false information, at least at the same time.
Quote from: guesswho on April 02, 2022, 06:43:21 PM
I have never withheld information from a fellow turkey hunter, or given false information, at least at the same time.
You mean before you typed that or since? :TooFunny:
Quote from: paboxcall on April 02, 2022, 06:34:13 PM
bought a hoodie from a youtuber.
watched turkey hunting on YouTube
Not had to poop as soon as get to the hunting spot lol.
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Quote from: aclawrence on April 02, 2022, 09:53:24 PM
Not had to poop as soon as get to the hunting spot lol.
Funny (not really) how that works, ain't it ??? :help:
Had dirty thoughts about a 22 mag.
Had a turkey do what I expect it to...
Told my wife she might be second to Turkey Hunting..... :funnyturkey:
Posted a deer, turkey, game animal picture on Faceplant....I mean Facebook(I don't and never will have an account).
Left my gun and boots where I parked
attended a wedding during any hunting season especially turkey season!
Quote from: Yoder409 on April 02, 2022, 10:03:30 PM
Quote from: aclawrence on April 02, 2022, 09:53:24 PM
Not had to poop as soon as get to the hunting spot lol.
Funny (not really) how that works, ain't it ??? :help:
Just watch a hunting dog when you drop the tailgate for the first time that day. You'll understand.
I have never took a wife or girlfriend spring gobbler hunting
I have never shot ANY animal in front of a camera
Called in sick to work to go hunting
Let em ride in the back of the truck
#stompin heads
Grip n' grin for "likes"
Sent someone in the wrong direction especially when they ask where did you get that gobbler! :lol:
I have never....
* Stomped out every Turkey track on the edge of mud puddles on public land.
* Came back with only one sock on.
* Missed
* :funnyturkey:
Told the truth to anyone about anything hunting related......
Some of you are lie like a rug. :goofball: Just sayin'... :TooFunny:
Quote from: Tail Feathers on April 03, 2022, 08:45:18 PM
Some of you are lie like a rug. :goofball: Just sayin'... :TooFunny:
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :funnyturkey:
Given a $$$$ about all the "interweb" super sportsmen heroes. Relying on on x on y or on z web spots for a place to hunt. Capable of 60yd shots w a 410 while tucked behind a scoot n shoot full fan decoy while wearing an extra tight skirt made of Mossy Oak Bottomland because I heard it was coming back in style. We ain't what we used to be boys!
Farted in the truck on a road trip! :funnyturkey:
Bought into the bs that youtubers are "sharing the resource to better turkey hunting."
Ripped my pants crossing barb wire
:turkey2:
Had too much fun
Quote from: MISSISSIPPI Double beard on April 06, 2022, 09:13:13 AM
Had too much fun
When I'm having the fun I would agree. The next day, maybe not so much.
been in an airplane!
Jumped up, ran, and put foot on his head.
Reaped, poached, willingly eaten Vienna sausages after the first time.
Kilt a Merriam gobbler ...
Watched a hawk fly down and hit my decoy.
Parked 3-4 miles down the road from where I was hunting and rode a bicycle to my entry point.
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Quote from: Sir-diealot on April 08, 2022, 04:40:59 PM
Reaped, poached, willingly eaten Vienna sausages after the first time.
1-2 Vienna sausages is about all I can handle from a can of those things. Now Beenie weenies are a different story lol.
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Quote from: aclawrence on April 10, 2022, 11:09:20 PM
Quote from: Sir-diealot on April 08, 2022, 04:40:59 PM
Reaped, poached, willingly eaten Vienna sausages after the first time.
1-2 Vienna sausages is about all I can handle from a can of those things. Now Beenie weenies are a different story lol.
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I find peanut butter even more gross. I have never heard of Beenie Weenies.