Rear guard?
I can see Alaska from here!
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/Hawkfarm/IMG_6263copy.jpg)
How about:
"They said My a$$ is grass at the start of the season, seems they were wrong!"
Now that is one unusualy pic!!! Awesome!
Wess
How about:
"Kiss it right here buddy, See you next season, Again"
NEAT PIC IS THAT 2 GOBBLERS
Butthead.
TRKYHTR
Im not going to kiss nobodys a$$ but mine !! :newmascot:
Looks like he is trying to be like the bird from youtube that kept saying night time and daytime lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THrpJSstWZ8
What you lookin' at?
Something smells fishy around here
If I can just get my head completely up my arse I can run for office. :toothy12:
They'll never see me now!!
Preperation H.........It ain't just for Turkey Hunters.
Modified quote....I love this though. :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
QuoteIf I can just get my head completely up my arse I can run for president.
And they said that my a$$ was getting big.....What do they know
How about: "She's right, this fan does make my butt look big"
or
"Those hunters are right, we really do taste like chicken"
How in the h$ll do cats and dogs do it???
Quote from: flintlock on June 07, 2011, 11:21:30 PM
How about:
"They said My a$$ is grass at the start of the season, seems they were wrong!"
Now that is one unusualy pic!!! Awesome!
Wess
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Lets see DSD duplicate this!
Quote from: rtsj on June 08, 2011, 11:05:35 AM
How in the h$ll do cats and dogs do it???
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Over and out
JUST TRY AND MOVE ON ME WHEN I'M STRUTTING
A turkey's best defense, since you know you can't kill one shooting him in the !!
Awesome pic and comments as well!
Here's mine...
"Being your own proctologist isn't all it's cracked up to be!"
Peek-a-boo!
:smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an
Quote from: longspur on June 08, 2011, 11:22:04 AM
JUST TRY AND MOVE ON ME WHEN I'M STRUTTING
I got another one....
If that ain't the Eye that Winks, It's The Eye that STINKS!
Heads or tails.
Tornados have been rough this year.
Quote from: Skeeterbait on June 08, 2011, 02:54:49 PM
Tornados have been rough this year.
This one gets my vote
There once was a turkey from Kent
That had a neck so long that it bent
So to save himself trouble
He folded it double
so instead of coming
He went...
Here is looking at you kid
Quote from: redarrow on June 08, 2011, 08:02:12 AM
If I can just get my head completely up my arse I can run for office. :toothy12:
It's been shown to work during the last Presidential election!
Heads I win, Tails you lose.
Quote from: Hognutz on June 08, 2011, 04:59:24 PM
There once was a turkey from Kent
That had a neck so long that it bent
So to save himself trouble
He folded it double
so instead of coming
He went...
:z-winnersmiley:
"Ill just tuck this in here for a minute and fool with them fellas on OG thats been missing with Hevi 7s. There will be a post on there in a few days about how they shot a gobblers head clean off and then in a few minutes it got up and flew off. Must be the 7s. HAHAHAHAHA suckers."
"Man I hate butt crack mites"
"Oh goodness where is that smell coming from"
Which way did he go....Which way did he go???
"Oh crap! A Democrat!" :TooFunny:
Well dang!! My back up lights are out!!!
God Bless,
David B.
I have got to wash this thang.
New hair do "TAIL TUCK" should go over big.
You can't hit what you can't see!!
OK Who's the Dumb A-- that said I could only see 300 degrees!!!!