Okay GOATS! At the risk of discouraging all other teams from participating in The Contest since it will become apparent to them right away that they are all LOSERS!!...I am putting up this thread so we can begin our unceasing harassment of those other LOSER Teams.
NOTE: Under no circumstance can other team's members post here to rebut anything we might happen to say about you! Keep Out! ...Or Else! ;D :angel9: :toothy9:
Is this also the thread where we harass each other? I gotta get this stuff straightened out in my head and then go talk to my HR lady at work to see what is appropriate and not appropriate. On the bright side she seems to push the envelope waaaay further than I would.
Quote from: Happy on February 13, 2022, 08:39:38 AM
Is this also the thread where we harass each other? I gotta get this stuff straightened out in my head and then go talk to my HR lady at work to see what is appropriate and not appropriate. On the bright side she seems to push the envelope waaaay further than I would.
Sure,...except for the "guy that drew the shortest straw"...you can't harass that guy. He doesn't take criticism very well... ;D
Did GobbleNut say something?
I already hit the ignore button for him, was getting too many pm's building up
If I was on a team and saw the GOATS lineup I probably would just quit while I'm ahead :jackson:
I can't see nothin eggshell.
I'm seeing it just fine on my PC. Looks like you already added it to your profile. I'll see if I can do that....
Edit....Okay, so it worked...and it looks to be about the right size.
Note: Not sure what everybody is working with in terms of either using a PC or something else. If anybody needs instructions on how to load the banner into their profile, let us know and we'll try to sort it out...
Here's a quick tutorial on a way to load the banner image:
Right click on the banner image eggshell posted and hit copy
Go to your profile page
Hit modify forum profile
Go to the signature box at the bottom of your profile
Right click in the box and hit paste
In front of the information shown, put [image] in front and [/image] on the back end (Note: remove the "a" and "e" out of those two...if I show it like that here, it doesn't show up in my post!)
Hit edit profile
Check to see if it worked by looking at your posts on the site. The banner should now show up at the bottom of your posts.
If you are like Happy and have a crummy old team banner on your signature, make sure you delete that! :angel9:
Can see it on your second attempt. Now later today I will try and put it in my profile. If I crash the site my apologies.
I think this worked ...
O.L.D. G.O.A.T.S. Often Living Delusionally Going Out Afraid To Shoot.
Oh yeah, great name.
Cheers ;D
FullChoke
Oh look, the Boring 20's decided to stop by.
Howdy fellers!
And Gobblenut as far as crummy team associations go, do we really wanna go there?
Quote from: Happy on February 13, 2022, 12:59:17 PM
Oh look, the Boring 20's decided to stop by.
Howdy fellers!
Just making the rounds, slummin'. If The Widdle Fakers try real hard this year, you girls might make it all the way up to last place.
Cheers ;D
FullChoke
What a great thread!!!

I'm already laughing!!

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Good thing multibeards don't count. I see you recruited GuessWho to carry the rest of you wanna be's on his back.

He hunts exclusively on turkey farms where the pen raised birds are genetically engineered to produce multiple beards, and are fed a strict diet of steroid laced corn before they are turned loose on the farm.



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Our goal is just to keep the majority of this ship above water and if we try real hard we may be able to slide in one notch above last place. In all honesty the goal of this team is to have fun, harass everyone and enjoy the spring season to the fullest. That includes all the other teams. Whoever wins it, wins it. We have elected Gobblenut as captain so you know we are already playing dangerously.
Quote from: RutnNStrutn on February 13, 2022, 01:19:04 PM
Good thing multibeards don't count. I see you recruited GuessWho to carry the rest of you wanna be's on his back.
He hunts exclusively on turkey farms where the pen raised birds are genetically engineered to produce multiple beards, and are fed a strict diet of steroid laced corn before they are turned loose on the farm.
Yeah, I am already plotting a plan (it's called "bribery") to get Shannon to go back to allowing multi-beards now that we talked Ronnie into joining up. Our team definitely needs something to make up for me somehow... :D
Also good to see some of the OG "riff-raff" finding their way over here, too!... ;D
Wait were trying to win this thing? I only agreed to join because participating in a contest will ensure I only shoot the stubbiest of spurred 2yr olds all year and won't get into trouble dropping anything else off at the taxidermist.
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Just want to say good move Gobblenut on starting a smack talk thread as your first executive action. Moves like that will serve you well in the future I am sure. There i said something nice so I don't want to hear any complaining about how under appreciated you are.
GobbleNut, You seem to have assembled an awesome team w some strong guys. I know you'll all do well. Wish you luck this spring fellas.
Now about that harassment, should I post the pic of you wearing the skinny jeans?
Quote from: Bowguy on February 13, 2022, 06:10:28 PM
GobbleNut, You seem to have assembled an awesome team w some strong guys. I know you'll all do well. Wish you luck this spring fellas.
Now about that harassment, should I post the pic of you wearing the skinny jeans?
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: Please don't
Quote from: Bowguy on February 13, 2022, 06:10:28 PM
GobbleNut, You seem to have assembled an awesome team w some strong guys. I know you'll all do well. Wish you luck this spring fellas.
Now about that harassment, should I post the pic of you wearing the skinny jeans?
:TooFunny: Most of the team assembling was accomplished by the other guys. They kind-of kept me hidden so the rest of the team wouldn't refuse to join up.
...As for the skinny jeans picture, that must be a really old one. It's been a few decades since I could fit into anything that would be described as "skinny".
And thanks for the well-wishes for our team. Same to you and the other teams. I hope all of you end up tying for second. ;D :angel9:
Quote from: GobbleNut on February 13, 2022, 10:33:06 PM
Quote from: Bowguy on February 13, 2022, 06:10:28 PM
GobbleNut, You seem to have assembled an awesome team w some strong guys. I know you'll all do well. Wish you luck this spring fellas.
Now about that harassment, should I post the pic of you wearing the skinny jeans?
:TooFunny: Most of the team assembling was accomplished by the other guys. They kind-of kept me hidden so the rest of the team wouldn't refuse to join up.
...As for the skinny jeans picture, that must be a really old one. It's been a few decades since I could fit into anything that would be described as "skinny".
And thanks for the well-wishes for our team. Same to you and the other teams. I hope all of you end up tying for second. ;D :angel9:
Thanks GobbleNut lol
Hey RutNStrut, I think I hunted one of your spots once. This is what came to the call.
Boys,boys, boys-we need to go around and dump corn in front of all the other teams turkeys.
I just realized you didn't add dynasty to our banner. Might as well add it now to save the trouble later!
Quote from: reflexl on February 14, 2022, 08:29:46 AM
I just realized you didn't add dynasty to our banner. Might as well add it now to save the trouble later!
we can do that, but it might be more fun to let them think they might actually compete this spring and then crush them.
Heads up- team guns and bozos already killed a bird. They stuck it in their freezer so they can pull it out and score it once season starts. Its a ringer. Rumor is 132 points. Here is a spy photo hacked off of RutnNstrutn's phone.
(https://hosting.photobucket.com/albums/e328/reflex264/turkey%20hunting/turkey%20funny_zps4uxe5gjk.jpg?width=1920&height=1080&fit=bounds)
Quote from: eggshell on February 14, 2022, 08:39:22 AM
Quote from: reflexl on February 14, 2022, 08:29:46 AM
I just realized you didn't add dynasty to our banner. Might as well add it now to save the trouble later!
we can do that, but it might be more fun to let them think they might actually compete this spring and then crush them.
true that. I don't want to totally dishearten them.
I really like the direction this thread is going!
Sic 'em Teammates! :newmascot:
So far it looks like the following teams will be playing:
Guns & Bozos
The Boring 20s
Team Turd Collectors
Team Sink Stoppers
I hope they know what turkeys look like. I can just see them measuring spurs on a ground hog.
Always thought of Gums and Hobos as a pretty good team to join- If you wanted to talk a lot about turkey hunting but not actually do it.
I saw this thread about G.O.A.T.s and thought y'all were talking about The Crusaders......
LOL what's the old saying, "when the cats away, the mice will play."
Good Luck to all..... I'm glad to see Reflexel on a team, even if he is dead weight, he'll keep things lively.
:funnyturkey:
Quote from: Roost 1 on February 14, 2022, 11:16:28 AM
I saw this thread about G.O.A.T.s and thought y'all were talking about The Crusaders......
LOL what's the old saying, "when the cats away, the mice will play."
Good Luck to all..... I'm glad to see Reflexel on a team, even if he is dead weight, he'll keep things lively.
:funnyturkey:
I see you chickened out this time.................lol
Oh just so the rest of the goats know the Crusaders put dynasty on their banner. It was an oversight on ole Roost's part. He forgot how to spell dysentery. Minor mess up but he is forgiven.
Quote from: reflexl on February 14, 2022, 09:55:34 AM
So far it looks like the following teams will be playing:
Guns & Bozos
The Boring 20s
Team Turd Collectors
Team Sink Stoppers
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: ROTFLMAO! Now that's just plain funny right there!
I can see now that we picked the right guy to be our official harasser of the rest of the teams! Go get 'em reflexl!
I am just getting warmed up. Too bad Roost aint on another team.
I see that dynasty banner and four time champion note and here's what I got to say about that. You can hang that banner after you beat the Goats, but for now it's just cheap talk. OGF ain't never seen a team like this and after this year may never again ( because we're apt to be banned as a team). We're coming for you and we're playing hard, we might even bribe your dog to come lay at our campfire. Keep your friends close and your dignity even closer, because both will be insulted. We might even win the turkey contest, but we're definitely winning the smack-fest...yeah brood on that!
Quote from: GobbleNut on February 14, 2022, 02:09:00 PM
Quote from: reflexl on February 14, 2022, 09:55:34 AM
So far it looks like the following teams will be playing:
Guns & Bozos
The Boring 20s
Team Turd Collectors
Team Sink Stoppers
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: ROTFLMAO! Now that's just plain funny right there!
I can see now that we picked the right guy to be our official harasser of the rest of the teams! Go get 'em reflexl!
Don't forget team Gout
Quote from: Bowguy on February 14, 2022, 05:44:28 PM
Quote from: GobbleNut on February 14, 2022, 02:09:00 PM
Quote from: reflexl on February 14, 2022, 09:55:34 AM
So far it looks like the following teams will be playing:
Guns & Bozos
The Boring 20s
Team Turd Collectors
Team Sink Stoppers
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: ROTFLMAO! Now that's just plain funny right there!
I can see now that we picked the right guy to be our official harasser of the rest of the teams! Go get 'em reflexl!
Don't forget team Gout
wHOdAt?
Quote from: eggshell on February 14, 2022, 04:58:44 PM
I see that dynasty banner and four time champion note and here's what I got to say about that. You can hang that banner after you beat the Goats, but for now it's just cheap talk. OGF ain't never seen a team like this and after this year may never again ( because we're apt to be banned as a team). We're coming for you and we're playing hard, we might even bribe your dog to come lay at our campfire. Keep your friends close and your dignity even closer, because both will be insulted. We might even win the turkey contest, but we're definitely winning the smack-fest...yeah brood on that!
6yrs in a row!!!! I got tired of updating my banner!!!!
Quote from: Roost 1 on February 14, 2022, 06:34:36 PM
Quote from: eggshell on February 14, 2022, 04:58:44 PM
I see that dynasty banner and four time champion note and here's what I got to say about that. You can hang that banner after you beat the Goats, but for now it's just cheap talk. OGF ain't never seen a team like this and after this year may never again ( because we're apt to be banned as a team). We're coming for you and we're playing hard, we might even bribe your dog to come lay at our campfire. Keep your friends close and your dignity even closer, because both will be insulted. We might even win the turkey contest, but we're definitely winning the smack-fest...yeah brood on that!
6yrs in a row!!!! I got tired of updating my banner!!!!
Wasn't Dynasty like a soap opera back in the day?
Quote from: reflexl on February 14, 2022, 09:55:34 AM
So far it looks like the following teams will be playing:
Guns & Bozos
The Boring 20s
Team Turd Collectors
Team Sink Stoppers
I hope they know what turkeys look like. I can just see them measuring spurs on a ground hog.
You can add the ----Killer wanna B's
to your list
Quote from: reflexl on February 14, 2022, 02:31:40 PM
I am just getting warmed up. Too bad Roost aint on another team.


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Quote from: West Augusta on February 14, 2022, 07:51:54 PM
Quote from: Roost 1 on February 14, 2022, 06:34:36 PM
Quote from: eggshell on February 14, 2022, 04:58:44 PM
I see that dynasty banner and four time champion note and here's what I got to say about that. You can hang that banner after you beat the Goats, but for now it's just cheap talk. OGF ain't never seen a team like this and after this year may never again ( because we're apt to be banned as a team). We're coming for you and we're playing hard, we might even bribe your dog to come lay at our campfire. Keep your friends close and your dignity even closer, because both will be insulted. We might even win the turkey contest, but we're definitely winning the smack-fest...yeah brood on that!
6yrs in a row!!!! I got tired of updating my banner!!!!
Wasn't Dynasty like a soap opera back in the day?
Yes and bad one at that.
We are going to have to level the playing field for our hapless competition. In order to keep things fair we need to post a picture so they know what turkeys look like. Here is a nice trophy turkey. I hope this helps you fellers.
(https://i.imgur.com/3RmbV1C.jpg)
Gobblenut made the point he had seen some of us and wasn't sure what the rest of the crew looked like. Here's an appropriate picture of me with my 2021 fall gobbler., my second passion
Oh and one more thing....In case some of you don't know, i was shot while turkey hunting in 2009. So, this spring keep this image in mind and hunt safe
Quote from: eggshell on February 15, 2022, 10:11:44 AM
Oh and one more thing....In case some of you don't know, i was shot while turkey hunting in 2009. So, this spring keep this image in mind and hunt safe
Wow glad you're ok eggshell.
This is what I look like. I am the one in the leafy suit.
(https://i.imgur.com/RVZ1edS.jpg)
This be me. The other thing is a turkey someone let me get my picture taken with.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220215/8c1fe0cc0310afe4e569628c21a5293f.jpg)
:z-winnersmiley:
Quote from: Happy on February 15, 2022, 11:49:34 AM
This be me. The other thing is a turkey someone let me get my picture taken with.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220215/8c1fe0cc0310afe4e569628c21a5293f.jpg)
What the heck? You ain't living up to your namesake, ain't looking very happy
Quote from: eggshell on February 15, 2022, 09:51:15 AM
Gobblenut made the point he had seen some of us and wasn't sure what the rest of the crew looked like. Here's an appropriate picture of me with my 2021 fall gobbler., my second passion
At his age he's lucky he can see anything without giant glasses. Speaking of bad vision. My ex wife had bad eyes once. She got em fixed and left within a week. Always wondered about that
I would have been happy if it was my turkey.
This one made me work for the opportunity to get a picture with him last year. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220215/e0a52f9f4f6626a53045eb11e7b20d2b.jpg)
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Quote from: Happy on February 15, 2022, 11:49:34 AM
This be me. The other thing is a turkey someone let me get my picture taken with.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220215/8c1fe0cc0310afe4e569628c21a5293f.jpg)
Was this taken during the covid toilet paper shortage
I am trying to figure out how come everyone on GOATS is good looking and the rest of the teams is so ugly. I guess I will ponder on that.
Quote from: reflexl on February 15, 2022, 01:16:32 PM
I am trying to figure out how come everyone on GOATS is good looking and the rest of the teams is so ugly. I guess I will ponder on that.
Well some guys got brains and others the looks
Banner version X
I now included a version XI for comparison
Quote from: Bowguy on February 15, 2022, 02:27:30 PM
Quote from: reflexl on February 15, 2022, 01:16:32 PM
I am trying to figure out how come everyone on GOATS is good looking and the rest of the teams is so ugly. I guess I will ponder on that.
Well some guys got brains and others the looks
Good answer!
Quote from: FullChoke on February 13, 2022, 12:46:36 PM
O.L.D. G.O.A.T.S. Often Living Delusionally Going Out Afraid To Shoot.
Oh yeah, great name.
Cheers ;D
FullChoke
Jealous.............
Quote from: RutnNStrutn on February 13, 2022, 01:19:04 PM
Good thing multibeards don't count. I see you recruited GuessWho to carry the rest of you wanna be's on his back.
He hunts exclusively on turkey farms where the pen raised birds are genetically engineered to produce multiple beards, and are fed a strict diet of steroid laced corn before they are turned loose on the farm.



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Some state DNR's have paid Youtubers to promote their states. Florida paid me to move in 1993, their turkey farm was dwindling. Then five years ago Alabama paid me to relocate to Georgia for the same reason. I lived on White Trash Drive in Georgia for one turkey season and they changed the name of my street. If the
GOATS need a high scoring bird to put this contest out of reach, I have their back. But with the lineup Ive seen on the
GOATS versus the other teams I figure I won't even have to put on my Crocs!
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51884328933_97b1de58a0_z.jpg)
Not sure. Why?
All the other teams must be in the denial phase now.
Quote from: Happy on February 16, 2022, 01:37:50 PM
All the other teams must be in the denial phase now.
Denial?
G.O.A.T.S. are like a drunk bum sitting on a wet park bench across from a day care center, eating a hot dog with no hands. On the bench next to him is an empty pizza box containing a woman's brassiere, 4 galvanized deck screws and a Commodore's CD in a cracked jewel case. He smells like a melted baby's diaper full of Indian food and the catch tray under a Bug-Zapper behind a strip joint. He reaches behind his ear and pulls out a menthol cigarette butt with pink lipstick, lights it and takes one drag before it starts sputtering and goes out.
Denial? I think not.
Drops mike and walks off.
What did Mike ever do to you?
FullChoke- To choke to the maximum level. Not like choking by missing a shot, but choking by unloading the gun at the target with no positive results!
Picking poor Mike back up off the floor.
Quote from: reflexl on February 14, 2022, 09:55:34 AM
So far it looks like the following teams will be playing:
Guns & Bozos
The Boring 20s
Team Turd Collectors
Team Sink Stoppers
I hope they know what turkeys look like. I can just see them measuring spurs on a ground hog.
I'm late to the party and resemble that remark :TooFunny: Bravo!
Sounds like fullofsmoke is in the anger stage.
Sounds like FullyWoke is some beatnik turkey poet from Grennich Village,
probably buys salsa made in NY City and turkey hunts in Central Park,........ :)
Quote from: FullChoke on February 16, 2022, 02:06:38 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 16, 2022, 01:37:50 PM
All the other teams must be in the denial phase now.
Denial?
G.O.A.T.S. are like a drunk bum sitting on a wet park bench across from a day care center, eating a hot dog with no hands. On the bench next to him is an empty pizza box containing a woman's brassiere, 4 galvanized deck screws and a Commodore's CD in a cracked jewel case. He smells like a melted baby's diaper full of Indian food and the catch tray under a Bug-Zapper behind a strip joint. He reaches behind his ear and pulls out a menthol cigarette butt with pink lipstick, lights it and takes one drag before it starts sputtering and goes out.
Denial? I think not.
Drops mike and walks off.
I like a good mystery! Let me guess the butler did it!!
What do I win?
Since Roost aint playing he is going o let one of the other teams use his mascot.
(https://i.imgur.com/6kp6Usk.jpg)
Quote from: FullChoke on February 16, 2022, 02:06:38 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 16, 2022, 01:37:50 PM
All the other teams must be in the denial phase now.
Denial?
G.O.A.T.S. are like a drunk bum sitting on a wet park bench across from a day care center, eating a hot dog with no hands. On the bench next to him is an empty pizza box containing a woman's brassiere, 4 galvanized deck screws and a Commodore's CD in a cracked jewel case. He smells like a melted baby's diaper full of Indian food and the catch tray under a Bug-Zapper behind a strip joint. He reaches behind his ear and pulls out a menthol cigarette butt with pink lipstick, lights it and takes one drag before it starts sputtering and goes out.
Denial? I think not.
Drops mike and walks off.
Wow!! Don't hold back...tell us how you really feel! Good thing I have no feelings, cuz I'm pretty sure that woulda hurt one!
Quote from: reflexl on February 16, 2022, 04:22:56 PM
Since Roost aint playing he is going o let one of the other teams use his mascot.
(https://i.imgur.com/6kp6Usk.jpg)
:smiley-char092: :smiley-char092:
It's like everybody is afraid to form another team now. It's like a Cricket calling contest in here now.
G.O.A.T.S can get it done that's for sure
For a second i thought that was the biggest turkey i had ever seen! Oh well this ain't the first time my good looks have emptied a room. Usually there is more yelling and screaming on the stampede out the door though. I figure everyone is busy working on their alibis now, the confident ones may be plotting their backup plan F. They know backup plans A through E ain't gonna work and they are in an F situation.
here see if this is little easier to view
G.O.A.T.S can get it done that's for sure
Thats better. I thought for a second all we had to do was submit one of Timberjacks gobblers and we would be done
Quote from: guesswho on February 17, 2022, 05:39:31 PM
It's like everybody is afraid to form another team now. It's like a Cricket calling contest in here now.
Big sale at The Dollar store on the book "Turkey Hunting made simple: A Beginners Resource..."
guess everybody's busy reading
Quote from: Happy on February 17, 2022, 07:31:04 PM
Thats better. I thought for a second all we had to do was submit one of Timberjacks gobblers and we would be done
Them birds are huge up here around home! We call em freezer fillers :funnyturkey:
Quote from: crow on February 17, 2022, 10:10:49 PM
Quote from: guesswho on February 17, 2022, 05:39:31 PM
It's like everybody is afraid to form another team now. It's like a Cricket calling contest in here now.
Big sale at The Dollar store on the book "Turkey Hunting made simple: A Beginners Resource..."
guess everybody's busy reading
:TooFunny:
Quote from: crow on February 17, 2022, 10:10:49 PM
Quote from: guesswho on February 17, 2022, 05:39:31 PM
It's like everybody is afraid to form another team now. It's like a Cricket calling contest in here now.
Big sale at The Dollar store on the book "Turkey Hunting made simple: A Beginners Resource..."
guess everybody's busy reading
I wrote that book to get rich. Figured I could pay for a slam with the proceeds.
Did you put lots of pictures in it to help the poor fellows out?
I bought 2 copies, it was worth the money just for the cool decals,
my truck and mailbox are lookin good
I heard a certain team had members go in and tape the book to frozen pizzas and try to say it was a package deal for $5.99 ....dudes that a movie and a pizza, not a book and a pizza. Gosh what kind of skoolen did thees younguns gut anyway. Dynasty my foot, if they can't come up with something better than that how on earth they going to kill gobblers.
The teams are slowly checking in. So far we have:
Guns N' Hoses, this year's champions in waiting!!!



The Boring 20's
Wanna B's
Last Place Trophy Collectors
OAFS
Fun Stoppers
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Quote from: RutnNStrutn on February 18, 2022, 07:56:38 PM
The teams are slowly checking in. So far we have:
Gimps N' Posers, this year's CHUMPS in waiting!! :bike2: :help: :z-dizzy:
The Boring 20's
Wanna B's
Fun Stoppers
FIRST PLACE Trophy Collectors
THE Goats
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There I fixed it for you
Pretty sad when a bunch of old GOATS can still get stuff done quicker and more efficiently than the young bucks.
We "THE GOATS" held our first team meeting yesterday at my house. Naturally we broke out some calls and started showing why we are considered THE GOATS! We are having our next meeting at somebody else's house. I'll get my window fixed Monday.
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51890732937_ee988950ff_c.jpg)
:TooFunny:
Quote from: guesswho on February 19, 2022, 06:28:26 PM
We "THE GOATS" held our first team meeting yesterday at my house. Naturally we broke out some calls and started showing why we are considered THE GOATS! We are having our next meeting at somebody else's house. I'll get my window fixed Monday.
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51890732937_ee988950ff_c.jpg)
I don't do windows. :TooFunny:
Sorry to have a laugh at your expense Guesswho.
But then, turkey breast is quite tastey.
Well, what can I say guesswho. We'll just have to figure something out, because the next meeting of "The High Table" of turkey assassins will be coming up soon and this is the one where we agree on the contracts. Of course it's no surprise this happened, being our version of John Wick trouble just seems to follow you. :funnyturkey: :z-guntootsmiley:
Quote from: guesswho on February 19, 2022, 06:28:26 PM
We "THE GOATS" held our first team meeting yesterday at my house. Naturally we broke out some calls and started showing why we are considered THE GOATS! We are having our next meeting at somebody else's house. I'll get my window fixed Monday.
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51890732937_ee988950ff_c.jpg)
Last I checked hens don't count.
I heard Zelmo (Roaring 20s) did a drive by and thru it threw the window.
I wish we had known he could drive. We were looking for a good driver to chauffeur us around in our camo limo. We just assumed since none of you can properly operate a turkey call then none of y'all had the motor skills to operate a vehicle. Instead of driving Miss Daisy he could have been driving THE GOATS! Much more impressive on the resume.
Quote from: guesswho on February 20, 2022, 08:58:17 AM
I wish we had known he could drive. We were looking for a good driver to chauffeur us around in our camo limo. We just assumed since none of you can properly operate a turkey call then none of y'all had the motor skills to operate a vehicle. Instead of driving Miss Daisy he could have been driving THE GOATS! Much more impressive on the resume.
Camo limo..... LOL!! Small time!!
Crusaders have a private jet.....
Quote from: Roost 1 on February 20, 2022, 09:41:36 AM
Camo limo..... LOL!! Small time!!
Crusaders have a private jet.....
Yes, I know. I saw y'all last year when your private jet was headed to South Florida for the opener.
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51891908237_94b64373e6.jpg)


that was a good one!
Quote from: guesswho on February 20, 2022, 10:17:35 AM
Quote from: Roost 1 on February 20, 2022, 09:41:36 AM
Camo limo..... LOL!! Small time!!
Crusaders have a private jet.....
Yes, I know. I saw y'all last year when your private jet was headed to South Florida for the opener.
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This literally caused me to laugh out loud....
Quote from: Roost 1 on February 20, 2022, 07:44:12 PM
This literally caused me to laugh out loud....
:TooFunny: Good to see folks with a sense of humor. Makes it fun both giving and receiving.
I'm just here to let everyone know I piggybacked off of these fellas for the past two years and got the banner and t-shirt to show it :funnyturkey:
I want to thank y'all for thinking I could drive or even read this foolishness, lol. I hope my wife shoots a big one this year so I can brag on it. Her bird scored higher than mine so I came in last in my own house. No shame coming second to the Crusaders. Only shame is not hunting. Good luck to us, and god bless us all.
Back from the NWTF national convention in Nashville. We should have set up a booth for team GOATS.
Unfortunately it would have caused a traffic jam. Aint nobody ever seen turkey hunters as good looking as us.
Quote from: zelmo1 on February 20, 2022, 08:39:39 PM
I want to thank y'all for thinking I could drive or even read this foolishness, lol. I hope my wife shoots a big one this year so I can brag on it. Her bird scored higher than mine so I came in last in my own house. No shame coming second to the Crusaders. Only shame is not hunting. Good luck to us, and god bless us all.
Darn it zelmo. You are gonna have to knock that crap off. Your making it very difficult to harass you.
I think all the other teams can come together to help with the goats special hunters trying to kill a turkey. We can hook you up with a driver and somebody to push your strollers if you're real nice!
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Quote from: Kygobblergetter on February 21, 2022, 12:57:20 PM
I think all the other teams can come together to help with the goats special hunters trying to kill a turkey. We can hook you up with a driver and somebody to push your strollers if you're real nice!
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I'm in! Do we get in trouble if we accidently shoot one of the drivers? Asking for a friend.
Quote from: Kygobblergetter on February 21, 2022, 12:57:20 PM
I think all the other teams can come together to help with the goats special hunters trying to kill a turkey. We can hook you up with a driver and somebody to push your strollers if you're real nice!
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I'm in if your taking me to your spot. I'd like some snacks and drinks too, lemonade or tea is fine. My eyesight is really bad and I cough a lot, so your turkeys are pretty safe....give me a couple dates :funnyturkey: :goofball:
Drivers are off limits!
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Reflexel, if you need some help shoot me a pm. Help killing a turkey that is....
Quote from: Roost 1 on February 21, 2022, 06:16:45 PM
Reflexel, if you need some help shoot me a pm. Help killing a turkey that is....
Sounds good to me!!!!! Are you bringing donuts and coffee too? I'm all over it! I like regular glased Krispy Kremes when the hot light is on!
Quote from: Kygobblergetter on February 21, 2022, 05:15:17 PM
Drivers are off limits!
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that don't seem fair............... :'(
Just drop me the pins for all your best spots. Just for scouting of course. I'd never go there without you all...
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Quote from: Kygobblergetter on February 21, 2022, 07:30:09 PM
Just drop me the pins for all your best spots. Just for scouting of course. I'd never go there without you all...
N57 33 58.66 W121 29 15.76
Knock yourself out
Quote from: guesswho on February 21, 2022, 08:19:43 PM
Quote from: Kygobblergetter on February 21, 2022, 07:30:09 PM
Just drop me the pins for all your best spots. Just for scouting of course. I'd never go there without you all...
N57 33 58.66 W121 29 15.76
Knock yourself out
I'm scared to even look and see where that is
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:TooFunny:
Quote from: Kygobblergetter on February 21, 2022, 08:21:38 PM
Quote from: guesswho on February 21, 2022, 08:19:43 PM
Quote from: Kygobblergetter on February 21, 2022, 07:30:09 PM
Just drop me the pins for all your best spots. Just for scouting of course. I'd never go there without you all...
N57 33 58.66 W121 29 15.76
Knock yourself out
I'm scared to even look and see where that is
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Camp David
great turkey population, not much competition
Quote from: reflexl on February 21, 2022, 06:43:56 PM
Quote from: Roost 1 on February 21, 2022, 06:16:45 PM
Reflexel, if you need some help shoot me a pm. Help killing a turkey that is....
Sounds good to me!!!!! Are you bringing donuts and coffee too? I'm all over it! I like regular glased Krispy Kremes when the hot light is on!
I need coffee and granola bars when turkey hunting. Yep.
Swigging coffee and munching on doughnuts. Must be flatland hunters.
Quote from: Happy on February 21, 2022, 09:11:25 PM
Swigging coffee and munching on doughnuts. Must be flatland hunters.
It gets worse, their leaving the woods at 9:00 and eating them at the diner
Quote from: crow on February 22, 2022, 08:39:12 AM
Quote from: Happy on February 21, 2022, 09:11:25 PM
Swigging coffee and munching on doughnuts. Must be flatland hunters.
It gets worse, their leaving the woods at 9:00 and eating them at the diner
I'm starting to figure why we(Crusaders) didn't ever have to worry about Reflexel's TN Dream Team...
While we were out smashing gobblers they were holed up at the local Krispy Kreme... LOL
Quote from: Roost 1 on February 22, 2022, 09:06:57 AM
Quote from: crow on February 22, 2022, 08:39:12 AM
Quote from: Happy on February 21, 2022, 09:11:25 PM
Swigging coffee and munching on doughnuts. Must be flatland hunters.
It gets worse, their leaving the woods at 9:00 and eating them at the diner
I'm starting to figure why we(Crusaders) didn't ever have to worry about Reflexel's TN Dream Team...
While we were out smashing gobblers they were holed up at the local Krispy Kreme... LOL
It's a dirty job but someone has to do it!
Truth is I got smart and switched to oatmeal cream pies! Gobblers died coming to the sound of the plastic wrapper!
Proof-oatmeal cream pies kill more birds
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Is that a reflection of a Foxpro electronic turkey caller on that coffee cup
Great, now your going to have team Gimps and Posers dropping oatmeal cakes out in chuffa patches for bait
Quote from: crow on February 22, 2022, 10:32:57 AM
Is that a reflection of a Foxpro electronic turkey caller on that coffee cup
No but that is a good idea! Actually they are illegal here. Not the oatmeal cream pies, just electronic callers.
Quote from: crow on February 22, 2022, 10:44:19 AM
Great, now your going to have team Gimps and Posers dropping oatmeal cakes out in chuffa patches for bait
Thats the plan. Call Mr Green Jeans and tell him they are baiting!
Quote from: reflexl on February 22, 2022, 11:14:24 AM
Quote from: crow on February 22, 2022, 10:44:19 AM
Great, now your going to have team Gimps and Posers dropping oatmeal cakes out in chuffa patches for bait
Thats the plan. Call Mr Green Jeans and tell him they are baiting!
:icon_thumright:, we might be slow but we're sneaky
Judging from the extremly high level of physical fitness i have seen on old gobbler. I think a field baited with oatmeal cream pies would attract more turkey hunters than turkeys. The only way a turkey is dying is in hand to hand combat for the last one
Quote from: Happy on February 22, 2022, 12:59:11 PM
Judging from the extremly high level of physical fitness i have seen on old gobbler. I think a field baited with oatmeal cream pies would attract more turkey hunters than turkeys. The only way a turkey is dying is in hand to hand combat for the last one
Reminds me of the time my cousin and a seagull fought over a piece of chicken at the KFC parking lot


. We have a few that are about at that point where I work. This intermittent fasting stuff is pretty amusing.
Quote from: Happy on February 22, 2022, 12:59:11 PM
Judging from the extremly high level of physical fitness i have seen on old gobbler. I think a field baited with oatmeal cream pies would attract more turkey hunters than turkeys. The only way a turkey is dying is in hand to hand combat for the last one
It is simple. We go around to the fields they hunt and bait them up. I'll just bring plenty. While are killing all the birds they will be munching down on some oatmeal cream pies! It's only cheating if we get caught. Bad thing is if ole Roost sees this post he will run up ahead and eat them all.
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Well if its oatmeal cream pies they are safe from me. Now if its sausage gravy, and biscuits.... well my wheels are still good enough to where I feel I can compete at a pretty high level.
If it's gravy and biscuits and sausage we are going to have a problem. may have to go to the woods late.
Looks like the Rim Clangers have decided to join this party as well. Hope they put air in their ball this time
Quote from: Happy on February 23, 2022, 04:45:32 PM
Looks like the Rim Clangers have decided to join this party as well. Hope they put air in their ball this time
A required picture should be added to their team,
one showing all the pellet holes coming out of the top of their gobblers feet
Ole Roost has volunteered to be a decoy this year. Awesome gesture by the old coot. We got a sample of his decoy suit. I think it is awesome.
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I am not a decoy user....but I wouldn't be opposed to seeing how ol' Roost fares in hand to hand combat with about three long spurred gobblers. Might wanna at least let him wear track shoes though.
Wont work. Turkeys would figure him out by the shoes. Go real!
Goodness, so many ill feelings for Roost1. He is a really great guy that wants to share his greatness with us all. I feel truly blessed knowing him. That being said, who do you think gets the best spot/ first shot when he comes hunting with me, my wife or him??? HMMMMMMM :funnyturkey:
Zelmo,
If you have to ask that question then maybe you shouldn't be driving the GOAT limo. Heck your self preservation should have kicked in on that one.
Boys,
I got something to make your GOATS livers quiver.You can use these to bait both predator and prey.
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Stampede starts....now.
Cheers ;D
FullChoke
Happy to see arts and crafts was a success for your team. What colored star did you get on the fridge and who got caught eating the glue?
Quote from: Happy on February 24, 2022, 04:42:58 PM
Happy to see arts and crafts was a success for your team. What colored star did you get on the fridge and who got caught eating the glue?
Just one more advantage of hunting out of a blind made out of baled up chuffa,
leaves you free to move around making arts and craft projects during the slow times of the day
Team "Shoot them on the limb" would have to modify the blind to accommodate the over head shots
I worry about a man who has a secret stash of googly eyes, red, yellow and orange feathers.
Team "Shoot them on the limb" would have to modify the blind to accommodate the over head shots
Something tells me the limblifters install their blinds upside down. Turn the directions to the other up fellas.
Quote from: guesswho on February 24, 2022, 04:56:42 PM
I worry about a man who has a secret stash of googly eyes, red, yellow and orange feathers.
You can satisfy all your "Goatmeal Cookies" needs in the diabetes aisle at the same CVS Drugstore where you shoplift your Depends.
Cheers ;D
FullChoke
:TooFunny:
Quote from: FullChoke on February 24, 2022, 05:12:58 PM
Quote from: guesswho on February 24, 2022, 04:56:42 PM
I worry about a man who has a secret stash of googly eyes, red, yellow and orange feathers.
You can satisfy all your "Goatmeal Cookies" needs in the diabetes aisle at the same CVS Drugstore where you shoplift your Depends.
Cheers ;D
FullChoke
Shop lift them why? They deliver them in discreet packages!!! Let me tell you when you an old big gobbler fixing to knock on your door it is mighty handy not to have to get up and take a leak. Let it fly and then boom!
I went commando until I got a ticket for baiting. Now my depends are the second thing I pack on a hunting trip.
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Let me tell you when you an old big gobbler fixing to knock on your door it is mighty handy not to have to get up and take a leak. Let it fly and then boom!
Who gets up and takes a leak in that situation? That's why I hold his fan across my britches during the hero shot! :o
You ever think you might give people the wrong impression with a picture like that?
Quote from: FullChoke on February 24, 2022, 06:03:23 PM
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Let me tell you when you an old big gobbler fixing to knock on your door it is mighty handy not to have to get up and take a leak. Let it fly and then boom!
Who gets up and takes a leak in that situation? That's why I hold his fan across my britches during the hero shot! :o
Sounds like you need one of those discreet packages of depends delivered to your door! Then you can pose like this!
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Quote from: reflexl on February 24, 2022, 06:15:52 PM
Quote from: FullChoke on February 24, 2022, 06:03:23 PM
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Let me tell you when you an old big gobbler fixing to knock on your door it is mighty handy not to have to get up and take a leak. Let it fly and then boom!
Who gets up and takes a leak in that situation? That's why I hold his fan across my britches during the hero shot! :o
Sounds like you need one of those discreet packages of depends delivered to your door! Then you can pose like this!
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I know we're on the same team and all, but that gobbler looks like it was picked up off the shoulder of I-70 :happy0167:
:TooFunny:
Quote from: crow on February 24, 2022, 09:45:11 PM
Quote from: reflexl on February 24, 2022, 06:15:52 PM
Quote from: FullChoke on February 24, 2022, 06:03:23 PM
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Let me tell you when you an old big gobbler fixing to knock on your door it is mighty handy not to have to get up and take a leak. Let it fly and then boom!
Who gets up and takes a leak in that situation? That's why I hold his fan across my britches during the hero shot! :o
Sounds like you need one of those discreet packages of depends delivered to your door! Then you can pose like this!
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I know we're on the same team and all, but that gobbler looks like it was picked up off the shoulder of I-70 :happy0167:
I worked my butt off for that one. Chased him all season. Bird was psychotic. He was easy to spot because his beard stuck out. I figured it was the way he was roosting. I named him crooked beard. A saved my last tag for him. I made a quick late day hunt and spotted him. He continuously moved roosting spots over a 100 acre area. On that evening I was content to watch him go to roost from several hundred yards away. I called one of my co-workers and asked him to go in and open in the morning, I was going after a bird. I had tried everything on this bird. With and without dekes, silent treatment and anything else legal and ethical you can imagine. On the few times I tried dekes and would start coming then hang up out of range waiting for the deke to come to him. On the morning I killed him I knew very close to where he was roosted. I put out a hen decoy on my south side and knew that the bird was on my north side. At daylight I hit a call a few times and he gobbled. He knew there was supposed to be a hen down the field. He started coming then stopped and drummed a little then started for the deke. I had calculated correctly and he stopped right in front of me. I already had my gun raised. If there was ever a facial expression on a bird this one had one. He all of the sudden turned his head towards me and said oh no! Too late. POW
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Quote from: FullChoke on February 24, 2022, 06:03:23 PM
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Let me tell you when you an old big gobbler fixing to knock on your door it is mighty handy not to have to get up and take a leak. Let it fly and then boom!
Who gets up and takes a leak in that situation? That's why I hold his fan across my britches during the hero shot! :o
Sounds like you need one of those discreet packages of depends delivered to your door! Then you can pose like this!
(https://i.imgur.com/RVZ1edS.jpg)
I know we're on the same team and all, but that gobbler looks like it was picked up off the shoulder of I-70 :happy0167:
I worked my butt off for that one. Chased him all season. Bird was psychotic. He was easy to spot because his beard stuck out. I figured it was the way he was roosting. I named him crooked beard. A saved my last tag for him. I made a quick late day hunt and spotted him. He continuously moved roosting spots over a 100 acre area. On that evening I was content to watch him go to roost from several hundred yards away. I called one of my co-workers and asked him to go in and open in the morning, I was going after a bird. I had tried everything on this bird. With and without dekes, silent treatment and anything else legal and ethical you can imagine. On the few times I tried dekes and would start coming then hang up out of range waiting for the deke to come to him. On the morning I killed him I knew very close to where he was roosted. I put out a hen decoy on my south side and knew that the bird was on my north side. At daylight I hit a call a few times and he gobbled. He knew there was supposed to be a hen down the field. He started coming then stopped and drummed a little then started for the deke. I had calculated correctly and he stopped right in front of me. I already had my gun raised. If there was ever a facial expression on a bird this one had one. He all of the sudden turned his head towards me and said oh no! Too late. POW
:icon_thumright:, Sounds like a fun hunt and season
I like an ornery gobbler, I think they're the ones you remember the best
Yep they are the best. I have one I have been on for several years. I hope he is alive this year to play again. I killed 9 birds in his yard trying to get him. He is a beast.
Calm down you old goats, you don't want to pop a seal at your ages. I would donate some spare parts, but mine are all used up too :OGturkeyhead:
Sticks and stones may break my bones--------come to think of it so will everything else anymore.
Quote from: zelmo1 on February 25, 2022, 11:22:42 AM
Calm down you old goats, you don't want to pop a seal at your ages. I would donate some spare parts, but mine are all used up too :OGturkeyhead:
How heavy do those long underwear Depends get that you New Englanders put on to keep warm and DRY
Well I can't help you there crow, I wear the " men's depends". I will ask my wife for you :funnyturkey:
:o. please don't that would be TMI :)
Quote from: crow on February 25, 2022, 06:20:14 PM
Quote from: zelmo1 on February 25, 2022, 11:22:42 AM
Calm down you old goats, you don't want to pop a seal at your ages. I would donate some spare parts, but mine are all used up too :OGturkeyhead:
How heavy do those long underwear Depends get that you New Englanders put on to keep warm and DRY
I imagine by the time they dump 8 to 10 cups of coffee in them they slow them yanks down quite a bit.
My wife says" Toughenup Buttercup" :fud:
:TooFunny: :welcomeOG:
Everyone must be taking a nap now.
Quote from: Happy on February 27, 2022, 08:22:42 PM
Everyone must be taking a nap now.
It's the calm before the storm
Quote from: Happy on February 27, 2022, 08:22:42 PM
Everyone must be taking a nap now.
I woke up.
One of life's great mysteries is why are we all good looking and the rest of the teams so stinking ugly?
Quote from: reflexl on February 28, 2022, 09:07:48 AM
Quote from: Happy on February 27, 2022, 08:22:42 PM
Everyone must be taking a nap now.
I woke up.
One of life's great mysteries is why are we all good looking and the rest of the teams so stinking ugly?
It happens, I have pondered that as well. Something as blessed in the looks department shouldn't be so danged functional as well. Course if Bowguy has his way we will at least be broke. I got news for him. Can't make me more broke than I already am.
Hey Acid reflux, I prefer this......either you want to kill turkeys or you don't!!
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Quote from: Roost 1 on February 28, 2022, 11:19:37 AM
Hey Acid reflux, I prefer this......either you want to kill turkeys or you don't!!
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LOL-YOU THE MAN
OR IS IT YOU THE BIRD!!!!
Word has it that for a nominal fee Roost or Zelmo with be in a our cheering section. I guess we need to vote on how much to pay them.
So it looks like this is our competition:
Guns & Bozos
The Boring 20s
Team Turd Collectors
Team Sink Stoppers
The Wanna Bs
The Limpclangers
Looks to me like a bunch of red neck jake killers. have to watch a few of them. They try to slide a possum in.
My money is on the Roaring 20s....
Quote from: Roost 1 on February 28, 2022, 11:19:37 AM
Hey Acid reflux, I prefer this......either you want to kill turkeys or you don't!!
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I figured you would be J shaped.
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Looks like that could be Mr April on the Roaring 20's team calender.
:TooFunny:
:newmascot:
He does look better in camo......
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Quote from: Happy on March 01, 2022, 12:48:34 PM
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Looks like that could be Mr April on the Roaring 20's team calender.
We had to pay huge royalties to get this photo of Happy laid over a truck fender while coyly looking back over his shoulder. Say aaaah. :z-guntootsmiley: :jackson:
Its going to take a couple of months to un see that. Roost ole buddy we are here for you. I know a great weight reduction clinic.
I think they (the roaring 20s) stuff a couple 20 ga shells in that belly button for quick access.
Roost buddy is on his way to pick him up....cuz we goyin turkey huntin
Looks more like one of those limb shooters to me
A friendly wager may be in order here. Just sayin, it focuses the brain. Let me know. Al Baker
Quote from: zelmo1 on March 02, 2022, 09:06:23 AM
A friendly wager may be in order here. Just sayin, it focuses the brain. Let me know. Al Baker
Hey you still owe me for that spanking the Crusders dished out last year...
I am not sure that friendly wagers are doable. Theres nothing we can do to you guys to lower your image that you haven't done to yourself.
I tell ya, we are so popular that even Bass pro is starting to steal from our name. We should be getting compensation. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220302/73fd9d69b76959d445fdc96df4ba6dcf.jpg)
I'm curious, how many of our team are new to this contest, as in never competed in it? I think there's some unknown qualities or minuses here. We really don't know if us newbies are heroes or zeroes, But I got this feeling deep down in my belly that the G.O.A.T.S. will be just fine. We will just see where it all ends come June sometime.
As for me I am new and I have no idea why I was even asked....I'm definitely a zero. How are those jakes scored again? So you big time ( Tom Bradys of turkey hunting) boys be kind to us old wannabees,OK. We should be allowed just a little glory before we die old and bitter.
Okay GOATS, the team forums are up now. Check in over there. In the meantime, I want to congratulate my teammates on the fine job everybody has done in this thread to cement our status as the team to beat in this year's contest.
Well, maybe not in the team score, but definitely in the smack talk department! ;D :funnyturkey: :newmascot: :turkey2:
Quote from: eggshell on March 02, 2022, 05:10:57 PM
I'm curious, how many of our team are new to this contest, as in never competed in it? I think there's some unknown qualities or minuses here. We really don't know if us newbies are heroes or zeroes, But I got this feeling deep down in my belly that the G.O.A.T.S. will be just fine. We will just see where it all ends come June sometime.
As for me I am new and I have no idea why I was even asked....I'm definitely a zero. How are those jakes scored again? So you big time ( Tom Bradys of turkey hunting) boys be kind to us old wannabees,OK. We should be allowed just a little glory before we die old and bitter.
Played for years. The main thing is getting birds posted correctly. I think we will be fine.
As long as we can score our Himalayan gobblers we will be fine.
I was on my way to our second team meeting of THE GOATS today, I was practicing my calls in the truck on the way because I didn't want to be "that guy". I really need to keep my windows rolled up while practicing. Come to find out, other team members had the same issue.
https://youtu.be/xXGbNxbKOmA
Hey Team Gimps and Posers,
there's a local distillery looking for a team to sponsor to help market a new drink coming out,
I hooked them up with your info
It's "Prune-Bounce", a fermented prune drink that should help your constipation and lack of energy.
Might help you sleep more than an hour and a half at night
So what are you guys up to for a bird count and total?
According to our High King (gobblenut) I beleive tha's 11 gobblers and ~495 points
I don't know if we want to go down that Rabbit hole. We all will probably get some thumbs downs

I will just say for a fact that what you see on the score is less than reality. May be that way for your team as well and it may be best just to leave it that way.
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Just checking in. I see reflexl is back to living status. I just saw the updated scores. We have some work in front of us. I am slacking but will try to improve. My teammates are killing it as usual so I need to step it up. Good luck and God Bless, Al
Quote from: Happy on May 03, 2022, 07:35:59 AM
I don't know if we want to go down that Rabbit hole.
Turtles like rabbit holes. I like turtles. I know a lot of turkey hunters that like turtles.
We don't see a whole lot of turtles up here. On one of my buddy's properties, he has lots of turtles, and turkeys. Some of them are very big turkeys. I have never killed a turkey on my buddy's property. This year after I help him I just might have to. The last gobbler I killed was a big turkey for up here on the big woods public land in the mountains. Down there he would be an average turkey.
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Quote from: guesswho on May 03, 2022, 05:33:23 PM
Quote from: Happy on May 03, 2022, 07:35:59 AM
I don't know if we want to go down that Rabbit hole.
Turtles like rabbit holes. I like turtles. I know a lot of turkey hunters that like turtles.
Somebody say something about turtles? Here is a sample of what happens when your kids want turtles when they are little (30+ years ago). A couple of turtles turns into a pile of turtles pretty quickly. Let's just say they are like rabbits in that regard. This picture is just a few of what live in our backyard... :D
(https://i.imgur.com/6eEH4Sul.jpg)
I never realized how red goat ugly some of our competitors are. Holy Smoke! Old RutnNStrutn could make a fright train take a dirt road. Poor old Zelmo1 is so ugly that he has to sneak up on a mirror. Yes the Old Goats are the most beautiful turkey team. Facts.
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Quote from: Happy on May 03, 2022, 07:35:59 AM
I don't know if we want to go down that Rabbit hole.
Turtles like rabbit holes. I like turtles. I know a lot of turkey hunters that like turtles.
Somebody say something about turtles? Here is a sample of what happens when your kids want turtles when they are little (30+ years ago). A couple of turtles turns into a pile of turtles pretty quickly. Let's just say they are like rabbits in that regard. This picture is just a few of what live in our backyard... :D
(https://i.imgur.com/6eEH4Sul.jpg)
I see a bunch of sautéed turtle nuggets in the making, not the same texture and substance as sabbatical nuggets, but all caviar can't come from the Caspian Sea.
(https://i.imgur.com/GBZ1oVc.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY)
reflexl, can you add biggest 2022 sabbatical to that banner?
Quote from: eggshell on June 03, 2022, 12:42:25 PM
reflexl, can you add biggest 2022 sabbatical to that banner?
YES!!!
Done