It's so hot in Iowa right now....
I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts....
Carry on
It's soooo hot...
The guy at the hot dog stand had to hose down his wiener.
It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
It was so hot Bill Clinton got a slurpee and then went to 7/11.
It's so hot...I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'
:TooFunny: :TooFunny:
It's so hot and dry here in NC, I caught a brook trout yesterday that had a tick on his back......
Its so hot here in Tennessee I saw a chicken fart out a fried egg.
Its so hot here in Lancaster county today I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner.
its so hot here, the squirrels are handling their nuts with potholders.
It's so hot, the cows are giving evaporated milk.
Quote from: stinkpickle on June 04, 2011, 06:49:39 AM
It's soooo hot...
The guy at the hot dog stand had to hose down his wiener.
Was that Senator Weiner???
..... the chickens in the yard come in regular or extra crispy.
It's so hot today in West Virginia that I experienced condensation on my butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl :goofball: :wave:
It was so hot today that Obama waterboarded himself.