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Title: I just figured out why you are the gold edition
Post by: reflexl on March 01, 2023, 12:51:29 PM
Geriatric Old Lethargic Dudes.

Yall need some depends and geritol.
Title: Re: I just figured out why upi are the gold edition
Post by: FullChoke on March 01, 2023, 01:19:31 PM
Geezers Overblown Attempt To Satirize

I'm convinced that you jello-eaters all have a proctologist with fat cold fingers on speed dial and have cute pet names for your prostates.

Ball's in your court, I can do this all day.
Title: Re: I just figured out why upi are the gold edition
Post by: reflexl on March 01, 2023, 02:15:34 PM
At least we aren't so old that our birth certificate says expired.
Title: Re: I just figured out why upi are the gold edition
Post by: Paulmyr on March 01, 2023, 03:26:05 PM
Quote from: FullChoke on March 01, 2023, 01:19:31 PM
Geezers Overblown Attempt To Satirize

I'm convinced that you jello-eaters all have a proctologist with fat cold fingers on speed dial and have cute pet names for your prostates.

Ball's in your court, I can do this all day.

Easy now! I just had notches put into my denture so my mouth call doesn't slip! And that's not satire!!!
Title: Re: I just figured out why you are the gold edition
Post by: Happy on March 01, 2023, 07:06:06 PM
Quote from: FullChoke on March 01, 2023, 01:19:31 PM
Geezers Overblown Attempt To Satirize

I'm convinced that you jello-eaters all have a proctologist with fat cold fingers on speed dial and have cute pet names for your prostates.

Ball's in your court, I can do this all day.
Dang, we see where your mind is at. for your information, I pulled a groin muscle monday, but still managed to run 1.82 miles in 14 minutes yesterday. So, I would be careful with the old and out of shape, visiting a proctologist comments. Balls back in your court, but it's a corner shot, and I don't think we have all day for you to get there.
Title: Re: I just figured out why you are the gold edition
Post by: FullChoke on March 01, 2023, 08:34:15 PM
Dang, we see where your mind is at. for your information, I pulled a groin muscle monday, but still managed to run 1.82 miles in 14 minutes yesterday. So, I would be careful with the old and out of shape, visiting a proctologist comments. Balls back in your court, but it's a corner shot, and I don't think we have all day for you to get there. [/quote]

One day, and it will be soon, you will remember back to our proctologist references and thank me. FYI, I had both legs severed in a thresher mishap last Monday and I am texting this message from the base camp at the foot of Khumbu Glacier on the Nepal side of Everest. At 2:30 am I will solo the summit and be back at camp in time for the first episode of the new Mandalorian.

Back atchya Martina.
Title: Re: I just figured out why you are the gold edition
Post by: crow on March 01, 2023, 08:48:18 PM
''Mandalorian''

Is that Nepalese for Baywatch
Title: Re: I just figured out why you are the gold edition
Post by: Happy on March 01, 2023, 08:49:58 PM
Just remember matter that no matter what mountain are attempting to climb. A GOAT has already been there.
Title: Re: I just figured out why you are the gold edition
Post by: FullChoke on March 02, 2023, 11:06:31 AM
Quote from: Happy on March 01, 2023, 08:49:58 PM
Just remember matter that no matter what mountain are attempting to climb. A GOAT has already been there.

Mr. Ppy,

This is a very good retort. I am actually impressed. You really have no business among these miscreants and reprobates. Come join our team and brighten your future before it's too late.  :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: I just figured out why you are the gold edition
Post by: reflexl on March 02, 2023, 12:51:16 PM
Quote from: FullChoke on March 02, 2023, 11:06:31 AM
Quote from: Happy on March 01, 2023, 08:49:58 PM
Just remember matter that no matter what mountain are attempting to climb. A GOAT has already been there.

Mr. Ppy,

This is a very good retort. I am actually impressed. You really have no business among these miscreants and reprobates. Come join our team and brighten your future before it's too late.  :icon_thumright:

He can't. He has a bad case of C Diff.
Title: Re: I just figured out why you are the gold edition
Post by: Happy on March 02, 2023, 08:20:33 PM
Quote from: FullChoke on March 02, 2023, 11:06:31 AM
Quote from: Happy on March 01, 2023, 08:49:58 PM
Just remember matter that no matter what mountain are attempting to climb. A GOAT has already been there.

Mr. Ppy,

This is a very good retort. I am actually impressed. You really have no business among these miscreants and reprobates. Come join our team and brighten your future before it's too late.  :icon_thumright:
I am not sure if  I should feel honored or insulted. The only thing I know is, I look darned good and even better while killing turkeys. But that's normal with us GOATS. Gotta give you credit though. You boys are at least bringing some game.
Title: Re: I just figured out why you are the gold edition
Post by: reflexl on March 08, 2023, 01:22:36 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/uUKdHVV.jpg)
Title: Re: I just figured out why you are the gold edition
Post by: crow on March 08, 2023, 04:43:00 PM
Can't stop the Drop
Title: Re: I just figured out why you are the gold edition
Post by: FullChoke on March 08, 2023, 10:27:58 PM
Quote from: reflexl on March 08, 2023, 01:22:36 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/uUKdHVV.jpg)

And left every one of your brains.

Be gone, you have no power here.
Title: Re: I just figured out why you are the gold edition
Post by: GobbleNut on March 09, 2023, 10:31:58 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: LOL  I have to admit, this is some pretty funny stuff!
Title: Re: I just figured out why you are the gold edition
Post by: eggshell on March 09, 2023, 11:05:27 AM
Looks like those boys didn't pick up all their candy along the trail....
Title: Re: I just figured out why you are the gold edition
Post by: reflexl on March 09, 2023, 05:29:44 PM
Quote from: FullChoke on March 08, 2023, 10:27:58 PM
Quote from: reflexl on March 08, 2023, 01:22:36 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/uUKdHVV.jpg)

And left every one of your brains.

Be gone, you have no power here.

Wrong. They are enchanted smart pills. Eat one and be enlightened!
Title: Re: I just figured out why you are the gold edition
Post by: FullChoke on March 09, 2023, 06:10:31 PM
Quote from: reflexl on March 09, 2023, 05:29:44 PM
Quote from: FullChoke on March 08, 2023, 10:27:58 PM
Quote from: reflexl on March 08, 2023, 01:22:36 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/uUKdHVV.jpg)

And left every one of your brains.

Be gone, you have no power here.

Wrong. They are enchanted smart pills. Eat one and be enlightened!
Well, I don't believe that, but everyone here on this site agrees that you are full of them.  :smiley-char092:

FullChoke said that. Drops mike. Peace out.
Title: Re: I just figured out why you are the gold edition
Post by: reflexl on March 10, 2023, 09:00:50 AM
See you didn't eat one and get smart. Dropped Mike. Now Mike has broken ribs. Much easier to eat enchanted smart pills.
Title: Re: I just figured out why you are the gold edition
Post by: JeffC on March 22, 2023, 12:16:35 PM
So Mr. Zelmo, I hope your busy in the shop making a new call for our team, we will politely decline the call you were so generous to make for the "grumpies" last year, which I heard someone ate (cranky). As the 2023 winning team I look forward to receiving a better call then you sent to those losers. Thank you in advance for your great call.
Title: Re: I just figured out why you are the gold edition
Post by: crow on March 22, 2023, 12:42:52 PM
Quote from: Full Of  Patoot on March 09, 2023, 06:10:31 PM
Quote from: reflexl on March 09, 2023, 05:29:44 PM
Quote from: FullChoke on March 08, 2023, 10:27:58 PM
Quote from: reflexl on March 08, 2023, 01:22:36 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/uUKdHVV.jpg)

And left every one of your brains.

Be gone, you have no power here.

Wrong. They are enchanted smart pills. Eat one and be enlightened!
Well, I did and now garden gnomes follow me when I mow the grasss, Zorro1 is always in the front clucking on a pot call  :smiley-char092:

FullChoke said that. Drops mike. Peace out.