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The A,B,C's of marriage.

Started by Hognutz, July 14, 2011, 11:03:14 AM

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Hognutz

July 14, 2011, 11:03:14 AM
After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to
describe her.

He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, 
  H, I, J, K

She asks..... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, 
  Gorgeous, Hot."

She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely.....

What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

His eye is still swollen...


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