Here is The Roaring 20's 2023 Gold Turkey Edition Rogue's Gallery of registered hitmen and felons who leave their shopping carts all over the middle of the parking lot. Fear us!
FullChoke - Cap'n
BBR12 - confirmed
3seasons - confirmed
xarcher - confirmed
paintbrush - confirmed
TKE921 - confirmed
zelmo1 - confirmed
Hennedup - confirmed
Cannonball - confirmed
mightyjoeyoung - pending
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The reason old Zelmo left his cart in the parking lot was he was having problems with his lumbago. He picked up a box of pop tarts and set it off. Poor old feller was backing out of his driveway and sneezed. Ran over his cat and 3 mailboxes before he got his yugo stopped. Yep.
That's pretty accurate