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Started by Hognutz, June 29, 2011, 06:20:13 PM

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Hognutz

June 29, 2011, 06:20:13 PM
Disclaimer: I posted this for VaTurkey...Mike  :toothy12:




One nite gobblerD went to a bar. As he was sitting at the bar sipping on his sprite & wild turkey he noticed a fine looking blonde sitting at the end of the bar. Every time gobblerD would take a sip he would look up and the cute blonde would be looking at him & winking. Well this went on for a while so gobblerD decided it was time to make a move. He ask the bartender what she was drinking & the bartender said Wiskey Sour. Well gobblerD said fix her up a good stout one and take it over & tell her its from me. So the bartender mixed up a good one and took it to her. He said , lady this drink is from that guy at the bar with the Jake tattoo on his arm. Well this really suprised the blonde , so when she seen gobblerD look up she blew him a kiss. Well gobblerD gets up and strutts over to her. He sits down beside her & whispers into her ear, I would love to take you home tonight. With those big blue eyes the blonde says, I would love to go home with you tonight BUT Im on my minstral cycle. GobblerD grins & says, thats ok Im on my moped,I'll just follow you.

May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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vaturkey

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June 29, 2011, 06:23:52 PM Last Edit: June 29, 2011, 07:11:03 PM by vaturkey

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doepee

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June 29, 2011, 06:44:14 PM
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surehuntsalot

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June 29, 2011, 06:48:42 PM
 :o :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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June 29, 2011, 07:09:48 PM
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June 29, 2011, 07:33:08 PM
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June 29, 2011, 07:34:58 PM
And that's even funnier!

TnTurk

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June 29, 2011, 11:02:20 PM
 :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

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June 30, 2011, 12:30:04 AM
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June 30, 2011, 12:44:06 AM
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June 30, 2011, 07:48:45 AM Last Edit: June 30, 2011, 07:55:29 AM by vaturkey

 YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE  !! 


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