7 letter word game!

[NCStrutter]

The 7 letter game is played much differently than the 6 letter word game.  Here's the catch.... you have to come up with words with 7 letters.      I'll select a topic and see how far the thread goes and actually stays within the topic subject?  Since we're here, we'll discuss killing an extremely smart, call shy, grizzled old Tom.

Here we go.....

[NCStrutter]

Me and my friend Cletus have been hunting this bird for 17 years.  We have named this bird "Stinky". He will not come to any call or decoy set up.  I think this gobbler is the king of all birds.  Any suggestions with killing this ghost?

[Hognutz]

I would try a raspier call. Sometime they are lookin' for that boss hen.

[NCStrutter]

We've tried everything.  We checked into the raspier calls and bought a few that had the highest ratings and still could not get him? He's a slick bird for sure!

[woodwzrd]

If he is not into the old boss hens maybe he likes em young and sweet. I would try the sexiest young sounding call I have. Then I would get ready to throw a hand full of lead at him.

[Hognutz]

If he is that wily, I would be tempted to use some fighting purrs to get him to commit to the commotion.

[NCStrutter]

We have dabbled a little with the fighting purrs... he has nothing to do with it. Still looking for help!

[redarrow]

Send that sneaky old so and to Detroit. We will pop a cap on his Arse.

[NCStrutter]

Me and ol'e Cletus need to do something... this sucker is testing our nerves.... for 17 years!!! 

[Hognutz]

I would find me a decoy that looked like the Goddess of the turkey woods and see if she would bring Stinky into range.

[NCStrutter]

That could be the problem? The hen decoy we keep using looks like Frank Sinatra....

[hookedspur]

I will use a DSD hen , that will turn any Gobbler into a adulter .

[Hognutz]

You put out a DSD hen decoy, ol' Stinky will be ramming her at first sight.

[NCStrutter]

I don't know if I'm ready for my expensive DSD decoy to get rammed at first sight?  That was a great gesture though.  We're all extremely smart turkey hunters here... why can't we come up with an innovative way to help me kill ol'e Stinky? I'm telling ya, this bird is like the Einstein of the woods. We need to think outside the box!

[woodwzrd]

It sounds to me like this bird is one of those living legends that may just die of old age.