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Author Topic: GOATS Strategy: Stage One  (Read 11412 times)

Offline Tom007

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Re: GOATS Strategy: Stage One
« Reply #30 on: March 06, 2023, 08:13:26 AM »
 
It is all encrypted and involves elves, lots of poop and  a stuffed turtle.

 :TooFunny:
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Offline JeffC

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Re: GOATS Strategy: Stage One
« Reply #31 on: March 06, 2023, 12:17:06 PM »
Grumpies opening day!!
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Re: GOATS Strategy: Stage One
« Reply #32 on: March 07, 2023, 08:52:51 AM »
Grumpies opening day!!


Your joking , but out of kindness we'll give you this 1 tip, best way to slip in on a gobbler is not to walk around the woods acting like a predator.

you want the big spurs, try bumbling around like a drunken sailor, gets you #6 lead close, no need for that pesky tss

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Re: GOATS Strategy: Stage One
« Reply #33 on: March 07, 2023, 04:20:54 PM »
Grumpie opening day
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Re: GOATS Strategy: Stage One
« Reply #34 on: March 07, 2023, 04:32:02 PM »
Grumpie opening day


If thats your prospecting picture thank goodness our team is full.

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Re: GOATS Strategy: Stage One
« Reply #35 on: March 07, 2023, 05:38:20 PM »
A little hen just infomed me that ya'll are such bad shots and miss so many of their beaus that the flock ladies nicknamed ya'll GOAT.  They did this  after numerous times watching your activities, when missing, because ya'll smashed your Gun Over Another Tree.

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Re: GOATS Strategy: Stage One
« Reply #36 on: March 07, 2023, 06:13:29 PM »
You guys ought to know how those old hens like to gossip.  Just today, this one old grizzled empty nester said that ya'll are such, "Crappy," hunters that all you grumpies will be eating, due to poor shooting, is Gravy On A Turd.

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Re: GOATS Strategy: Stage One
« Reply #37 on: March 07, 2023, 10:31:18 PM »
Hey SnowDrift, I'm surprised you were able to pry yourself away from the Battlebot marathon long enough to type all this.

I guess the rest of the  "Shattered Flunkies" are still tied up watching Murder She Wrote reruns

Offline Tom007

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Re: GOATS Strategy: Stage One
« Reply #38 on: March 08, 2023, 07:05:15 AM »
Game on !!!
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Re: GOATS Strategy: Stage One
« Reply #39 on: March 08, 2023, 07:39:51 AM »

Grumpies trying to kill a Turkey by eating the roost tree :TooFunny:
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Re: GOATS Strategy: Stage One
« Reply #40 on: March 08, 2023, 07:44:47 AM »
"Cranky's driver license picture. 
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Re: GOATS Strategy: Stage One
« Reply #41 on: March 08, 2023, 10:12:57 AM »
"Jiffy Plop Fizz",
there is a reckoning coming, we might be slow setting up but we got patience, were coming and Hecks suits is coming with us, you all won't know we're there till its over  :smiley-char092:





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Re: GOATS Strategy: Stage One
« Reply #42 on: March 08, 2023, 11:40:05 AM »


JeffC, snoman4 and HillclimberWV……. we maybe in trouble this year, I heard there mad at snoman4 and some of them are changing out there recliners for these new ones, now they’ll be able to at least get out of them in the mornings.


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Re: GOATS Strategy: Stage One
« Reply #43 on: March 08, 2023, 12:10:02 PM »

Grumpies trying to kill a Turkey by eating the roost tree :TooFunny:

Nah. We were just up there waiting on the other teams to walk under so we could poop on there heads. We all took Exlax extra strength before shimmying up that tree. Come on down boys and walk under our tree. Leave with the brown badge of courage. PS-it's going to stink. I ate a Krystal, strawberry ice-cream and a whole bowl of Kroger brand chili. Can't stop the drop.

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Re: GOATS Strategy: Stage One
« Reply #44 on: March 08, 2023, 12:11:11 PM »
"Cranky's driver license picture.

Its his fake ID so he could go into a tapioca bar.