GOATS Strategy: Stage One

[JeffC]

Oh look at the turkey hapless killed for the contest, great job!

[Happy]

. Only took me 7 hours and 5 shots. These suckers are tough. He smelled pretty bad when I cleaned him, but I figured, throwing some diced-up ramps in The pan will balance it out.

[lacire]

Oh look at the turkey hapless killed for the contest, great job!

Happy if you put your rose colored glasses on that carcass isn't to bad, it could change your life. You could wear it as a hat.... Pretending you're with refludal roaming the wide open spaces.... riding trains...saving maidens... doing a little turkey dancing with the Caddo tribe... and hunting down big Gould sabbaticals from horseback......  with your imagination you might even have a good movie in the making.


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[lacire]

Just for Happy on this Sunday.


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[lacire]

Where's all the G.O.A.T.S. gone to this morning? Must have some Saturday night hangovers....... Or maybe down in church praying for a turkey... 

[Happy]

We might be making super secret plans to tp all your houses

[lacire]

One for Happy down in his man cave.


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[Happy]

That's right. Dem turkeys gonna get it.

[crow]

One for Happy down in his man cave.


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Hey Ala Carte
Perfect camo for hiding in a corn pile, really surprised you gave up one of your secret tactics for a laugh

[crow]

Just for Happy on this Sunday.


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Hey Lobotomy,

Better hang on to this for your team spirit, you know how you all get so sad about an hour into opening day when it starts to get really tough. You'll need this little ray of sunshine

[crow]

Oh look at the first mossy head thunder chicken I ever bagged. Got it mounted and hanging in my Parent's basement, er, I mean my apartment.

[lacire]

I'm glad a couple old goats woke up I was missing you.

[eggshell]

Where's all the G.O.A.T.S. gone to this morning? Must have some Saturday night hangovers....... Or maybe down in church praying for a turkey... 

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As it  turns out, I was in church.  I minister in a Juvenile corrections facility and we constantly warn the young men of certain types of people to watch out for. This thread has been a good teaching tool in comparing saints (G.O.A.T.S.) to lost and desperate people.

Here's a scripture we studied :

Matthew 5:11-12
New International Version

11 "Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. 12 Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.


The other place I was hiding was scouting and planning for a Wheeling Sportsmen, handicapped and wounded warrior hunt this weekend I guide for. I won't be around much all week as we set blinds, set up meal sites, lodging  and scout. We will be prying for good weather this weekend.

Now your trying to figure out if I am serious or not and whether a smart arse response is in poor tatse or not......hmmmm.

[GobbleNut]

    Wow,...Three more pages here since I've been gone!  If some of you guys skills at turkey hunting match your forum-posting skills, the turkeys (real ones) are in big trouble!  Impressive!   

[crow]

Well it's been too quiet, I didn't sign up for all this quiet,
The Silence is deafening, reminds me of a little song I wrote for you all.
Here it tis

You can hum this to "Hello darkness my old friend".
That includes Team Shattered Dreams, especially La Eclaire and Jiffy Pop

Hello Silence my old friend,
I'll never ever yelp again
Because a gobbler softly creeping,
Came in strutting while I was sleeping
And the cutting that was implanted in my brain,
Still remains,
Within the sound of leaf scratching.

Hello Chuffa my old friend
I hope this year you grow again
Because a draught slowly creeping,
Burnt the seeds while I was sleeping
and the Ray Eye DVD thats in my brain
Still remains,
Declaring war on Silence

And in the YouTube light I saw
Ten Thousand Tubers maybe more
Hunters yelping without feeling
Hunters clucking without speaking
People making noises that turkeys never dared
And no one cared
I'll scratch the leaves in Silence

Hello Public my old Friend,
Some trucks have blocked me in again
E-Bikes tires humming everywhere
Sitting in the dark I despair
I am back in as far as I can go
No one knows,
Theres no gobbling, just Silence