I thought I broke my furcula that time I ran into those DSD decoys,
just glad nobody was in the double bull blind when my E-bike finally stopped
Your furcula was obviously dried out if you broke it. Your problem is that you don't drink enough.
Question: If you break your furcula while riding your E-bike, what does that make you?
Answer: Bi-furcate
...Boy, we are going downhill fast since the season ended...
Well I just got back from the ER,
took your advise and started rehydrating early to fix the dryness,
But you were right, falling down a flight of stairs apparently doesn't do damage a rehydrated flexible furcula