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reflexl
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Well fellers
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June 06, 2022, 08:36:14 AM »
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It has been fun except when covid was whupping up on me. I sincerely look forward to 2023 so I can trash talk all you good people once again.
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guesswho
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Re: Well fellers
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June 06, 2022, 11:44:20 AM »
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Why wait to 2023? It’s 2022 and I’ve not slowed down on the trash talking. Need to keep your skills fine tuned.
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reflexl
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Re: Well fellers
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June 06, 2022, 02:25:01 PM »
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You are right. Besides all the other teams are so ugly they have to sneak up on a mirror.
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RutnNStrutn
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June 21, 2022, 09:47:19 AM »
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Enjoy the off-season gents!!
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crow
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Re: Well fellers
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June 21, 2022, 12:52:00 PM »
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There is no off season for The GOATS,
just discipline and dedication
every team member is trained to take his gun apart and put it back together one handed while holding a Lil Debbie oatmeal cookie in the other hand in the dark and while it's raining with Elton John and Captain and Tenniel music blaring on high volume as a distraction.
most of our Deep South members can do the above^^^ while weaving palm fronds into serviceable double bull blinds that Primos would patent if they could figure out how.
forgot your calls that morning?, not a problem for a Goat, every leaf in the woods has been disected, studied and experimented with to find only the best that are worth taping and rubber banding onto a blown out diaphragm or tube call.
every size straw from every fast food, piggley-wiggley and 7-eleven store has had it's inner and outer dimensions measured, cut to size and electrical tape taped together to know which ones have the best sound and ease of draw.
Don't get me started on our abilities to create sandals and other footwear out of the inner bark from basswood trees. Off season?, there is not enough time for an off season.
I could go on but whats the point, being a GOAT isn't for everyone
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zelmo1
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Re: Well fellers
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June 21, 2022, 01:39:26 PM »
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Crow has been grazing the wrong field, lol. You should be smoking that not eating it.
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crow
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June 21, 2022, 09:41:50 PM »
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I won't mention names (Z-1)meow, but word on the street is that a certain member (Z-1)meow, on the Boring 20's (Z-1)meow, uses a mix tape of The Captain and Tennile's greatest hits as a physc up aid on his way to the turkey woods
You need to step it up and get you some Willy and Waylon,
Who ever you might be (Z-1)meow
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zelmo1
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Re: Well fellers
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June 22, 2022, 06:48:59 AM »
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Sorry you don't like your own music bubba. I am psyching up with 'The Misfits", Seether and Black Sabbath this morning, lol.
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Happy
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Re: Well fellers
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June 22, 2022, 10:26:50 AM »
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Ok’ Ozzy huh. One of the kings of confused and disoriented. That explains a lot.
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zelmo1
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Re: Well fellers
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June 22, 2022, 11:09:38 AM »
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I grew up in the 70's and 80's, enough said.
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guesswho
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June 22, 2022, 01:01:48 PM »
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Quote from: zelmo1 on June 22, 2022, 11:09:38 AM
I grew up in the 70's and 80's, enough said.
I was a kid in the 60’s and 70’s. Still waiting on that growing up part to kick in.
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Happy
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June 23, 2022, 06:42:22 AM »
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I guess I am a young pup then. I wasn't around till 81.
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JeffC
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Re: Well fellers
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June 23, 2022, 08:07:38 AM »
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So now the truth coms out!! Happy does not meet the made up requirements of being 65 years old to be on the "Grumpys" (Amber Heard). So someone do the math real quick and remove Happys points from the final score of the Gonads. We "The Scattered Flock" will gladly taken in Happy and his points. I think there should be a investigation into the entire "Grumpy" team to see all the other illegal, false and pretentious postings...
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zelmo1
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June 23, 2022, 09:39:24 AM »
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Happy is ok, he isn't really a goat, more of a kid, Let them enjoy their fame, they will burn out fast.
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crow
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June 23, 2022, 10:07:11 AM »
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Jiffypop is still sore because he didn't meet our minimum height requirement,
which is you have to be at least as tall as a youth 870 with a 24" barrel
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