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Author Topic: Utmost Disrespect  (Read 4178 times)

Offline Gooserbat

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Utmost Disrespect
« on: May 28, 2022, 01:23:51 PM »
What's the most disrespectful name you can calla turkey that's kicked your butt?

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Offline Old Timer

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Re: Utmost Disrespect
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2022, 01:39:35 PM »
Bad Bird :gobble:

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Re: Utmost Disrespect
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2022, 01:56:02 PM »
I was fishing with a fellow one time for alligator gar and there were absolute monsters breaching around us all day. Never got a bite and just before he cranked the engine he screamed at the top of his lungs, “I hope your buttholes grow shut!” I laughed till I cried and so now that’s what I yell when they beat me. I yell it at the top of my lungs.


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Re: Utmost Disrespect
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2022, 02:10:20 PM »
Freakin Turkeys

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Re: Utmost Disrespect
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2022, 02:13:05 PM »
Some turkeys just seem to want to die of old age.

I usually just call those what they are soon to become when they succumb, miscreant maggots.

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Re: Utmost Disrespect
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2022, 02:16:03 PM »
Will Slip…. :turkey2:
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Re: Utmost Disrespect
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2022, 02:16:49 PM »
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Re: Utmost Disrespect
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2022, 02:22:07 PM »
JB

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Offline Howie g

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Re: Utmost Disrespect
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2022, 02:45:21 PM »
A Merde head … it’s Cajun . Look it up

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Re: Utmost Disrespect
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2022, 03:41:55 PM »
A friend of mine says "Stupid turkeys are a waste of my time!"
I usually call them something really mean like "sawed off banty rooster" or "barn yard big bird"

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Re: Utmost Disrespect
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2022, 04:04:21 PM »
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Re: Utmost Disrespect
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2022, 04:07:19 PM »
Snoody bastard


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Re: Utmost Disrespect
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2022, 04:11:48 PM »
Lots of four-letter words in a row in assorted combinations depending on the degree of insult required to express the needed sentiment I might be feeling based on the individual encounter and how much of a fool that particular gobbler made of me.  ...Sometimes I run out of four-letter words and have to throw in a few five and six letter words...   ;D :angel9: 

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Re: Utmost Disrespect
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2022, 05:06:36 PM »
I usually have no disrespectful names I call turkeys. "You sneaky bastard," Is about the best I can muster if he beats me that day and my thoughts will already be turned to what I'm going to try next time to turn the odds in my favor. The disrespectful names are generally directed at myself.
« Last Edit: May 28, 2022, 06:56:04 PM by Paulmyr »
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Re: Utmost Disrespect
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2022, 05:57:23 PM »
I don't call them names, any bird that beats me has my respect. I am more apt to say, "well played old boy then to cuss him out". A friend of mine called them ground buzzards.