Any Advise?

[Happy]

I am about a week away from being allowed to go turkey hunting and I am bored. Not sure exactly when I am going to start after being allowed to hunt but I will see how things work out. Since you are all sage veterans of this turkey hunting business  any words of advise that you could impart upon me would be greatly appreciated. I hope to take the knowledge you guys impart and go from bumbling around the woods pretending to know what I am doing to actually being a threat to a turkey gobbler. Fire away but please don't use big words and pictures would probably help.

[Happy]

And yes Advice is spelled wrong. Keep that in mind when explaining things to me. Thats what you got to work with.

[guesswho]

If you see a bunch of gobblers beside the road eating a dead raccoon, don't shoot them.   They stink and taste awful.   Not worth using a tag in. 

And if I'm going to impart my Wife makes me go outside.

[crow]

If you see a bunch of gobblers beside the road eating a dead raccoon, don't shoot them.   They stink and taste awful.   Not worth using a tag in. 

And if I'm going to impart my Wife makes me go outside.

One of them was on the barn roof today, I threw a black walnut at him and he started doing fighting purrs at me, good thing for him I have another week to also

[reflexl]

How about starting a pyramid scheme?
Just throwing it out there for controversy. 

[Happy]

You'll have to fill me in on a pyramid scene.  Is that were i build a shrine to set the gobbler I hope to kill on for pictures? I have heard of a pyramid scheme and I do like that idea. I would just keep it simple and ask for people to give me money so I can buy one of them gimme turkey bunts.

[reflexl]

Atuo spell check got me. It wouldn't know a good pyramid if it saw one.

[Happy]

Sounds like your in the same boat I am reflex. This advixe could possibly be beneficial to both of us.

[guesswho]

Could be benefecal to all ovens.

[GobbleNut]

Dunt noe whut chur tahkin bout wit dis spelchek stuf... I hain't got no problims wit it. 

[reflexl]

Dunt noe whut chur tahkin bout wit dis spelchek stuf... I hain't got no problims wit it.

Gud. yu hed me wurryied.

[Happy]

Opening day 2022!
Yeah, I went to work instead.

[crow]

I also initiated plan B, saved the trip out and gas money for a less torrential downpour kind of day.

[Happy]

Still going

[crow]

thats ugly

my advice would be ------go east young man, go east