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Author Topic: Ain’t’ Easy Being A Goat  (Read 959 times)

Offline guesswho

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Ain’t’ Easy Being A Goat
« on: August 06, 2022, 03:52:51 PM »
It’s most turkeys hunters dream to one day be a GOAT.   It ain’t easy.  Very little downtime before we have to start our intense training regiment in order to stay on top of our game.   We have had a couple months off, but time to get busy.   Starting now (tomorrow) my Special High Intensity Training starts.  I recommend my fellow GOATS do the same.   Starting tomorrow and for the remainder of August my routine will be as follows.  No more sleeping late.
August- Out of bed by noon
September- out by 11:30
October- out by 11:00
November- out by 10:30
December- out by 10:00
January- out by 9:30
February- out by 9:00
March -out by 8:30 (My Spring Opener)

This training really pays off.   By opening day of season we will be finely tuned to get after them bright and early,  8:30ish, give or take based on what time you went to bed the night before.   I can tell I’m out of shape.   I got sleepy putting this regiment together.    Going to take a nap, I’ve been up almost four hours already.   But by March I’ll be a lean and mean turkey killing GOAT!
If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer!
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Re: Ain’t’ Easy Being A Goat
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2022, 08:23:42 PM »
You always were an optimist

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Re: Ain’t’ Easy Being A Goat
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2022, 09:01:31 PM »
Lol get at em buddy.

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Re: Ain’t’ Easy Being A Goat
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2022, 12:46:02 PM »
Ok, day one was a setback.  Will suck it up and start tomorrow. 
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Re: Ain’t’ Easy Being A Goat
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2022, 08:46:06 PM »
I do my best when day light savings time kicks in

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Re: Ain’t’ Easy Being A Goat
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2022, 08:40:41 PM »
I will run that sleep schedule by my boss and see what he says. On another note I ran a mile the other day. 8 minutes and 25 seconds. Getting older sucks. Everyone expects me to be responsible too.

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