I don't know if we want to go down that Rabbit hole.
Turtles like rabbit holes. I like turtles. I know a lot of turkey hunters that like turtles.
Somebody say something about turtles? Here is a sample of what happens when your kids want turtles when they are little (30+ years ago). A couple of turtles turns into a pile of turtles pretty quickly. Let's just say they are like rabbits in that regard. This picture is just a few of what live in our backyard... 

I see a bunch of sautéed turtle nuggets in the making, not the same texture and substance as sabbatical nuggets, but all caviar can't come from the Caspian Sea.