The GOATS (Temporary Thread For Harassing Other Teams and Such...)

[Happy]

 Our goal is just to keep the majority of this ship above water and if we try real hard we may be able to slide in one notch above last place. In all honesty the goal of this team is to have fun, harass everyone and enjoy the spring season to the fullest. That includes all the other teams. Whoever wins it, wins it. We have elected Gobblenut as captain so you know we are already playing dangerously.

[GobbleNut]

Good thing multibeards don't count. I see you recruited GuessWho to carry the rest of you wanna be's on his back. He hunts exclusively on turkey farms where the pen raised birds are genetically engineered to produce multiple beards, and are fed a strict diet of steroid laced corn before they are turned loose on the farm.

Yeah, I am already plotting a plan (it's called "bribery") to get Shannon to go back to allowing multi-beards now that we talked Ronnie into joining up.  Our team definitely needs something to make up for me somehow...   

Also good to see some of the OG "riff-raff" finding their way over here, too!...

[TauntoHawk]

Wait were trying to win this thing? I only agreed to join because participating in a contest will ensure I only shoot the stubbiest of spurred 2yr olds all year and won't get into trouble dropping anything else off at the taxidermist. 

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[Happy]

Just want to say good move Gobblenut on starting a smack talk thread as your first executive action. Moves like that will serve you well in the future I am sure. There i said something nice so I don't want to hear any complaining about how under appreciated you are.

[Bowguy]

GobbleNut, You seem to have assembled an awesome team w some strong guys. I know you'll all do well. Wish you luck this spring fellas.
Now about that harassment, should I post the pic of you wearing the skinny jeans?

[West Augusta]

GobbleNut, You seem to have assembled an awesome team w some strong guys. I know you'll all do well. Wish you luck this spring fellas.
Now about that harassment, should I post the pic of you wearing the skinny jeans?

  Please don't

[GobbleNut]

GobbleNut, You seem to have assembled an awesome team w some strong guys. I know you'll all do well. Wish you luck this spring fellas.
Now about that harassment, should I post the pic of you wearing the skinny jeans?

  Most of the team assembling was accomplished by the other guys.  They kind-of kept me hidden so the rest of the team wouldn't refuse to join up. 
...As for the skinny jeans picture, that must be a really old one.  It's been a few decades since I could fit into anything that would be described as "skinny".

And thanks for the well-wishes for our team.  Same to you and the other teams.  I hope all of you end up tying for second.   

[Bowguy]

GobbleNut, You seem to have assembled an awesome team w some strong guys. I know you'll all do well. Wish you luck this spring fellas.
Now about that harassment, should I post the pic of you wearing the skinny jeans?

  Most of the team assembling was accomplished by the other guys.  They kind-of kept me hidden so the rest of the team wouldn't refuse to join up. 
...As for the skinny jeans picture, that must be a really old one.  It's been a few decades since I could fit into anything that would be described as "skinny".

And thanks for the well-wishes for our team.  Same to you and the other teams.  I hope all of you end up tying for second.   

Thanks GobbleNut lol

[eggshell]

Hey RutNStrut, I think I hunted one of your spots once. This is what came to the call.

[reflexl]

Boys,boys, boys-we need to go around and dump corn in front of all the other teams turkeys.

[reflexl]

I just realized you didn't add dynasty to our banner. Might as well add it now to save the trouble later!

[eggshell]

I just realized you didn't add dynasty to our banner. Might as well add it now to save the trouble later!

we can do that, but it might be more fun to let them think they might actually compete this spring and then crush them.

[reflexl]

Heads up- team guns and bozos already killed a bird. They stuck it in their freezer so they can pull it out and score it once season starts. Its a ringer. Rumor is 132 points. Here is a spy photo hacked off of RutnNstrutn's phone.

[reflexl]

I just realized you didn't add dynasty to our banner. Might as well add it now to save the trouble later!

we can do that, but it might be more fun to let them think they might actually compete this spring and then crush them.

true that. I don't want to totally dishearten them.

[GobbleNut]

I really like the direction this thread is going!
Sic 'em Teammates!