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Title: Bold Move
Post by: GobbleNut on March 02, 2023, 08:33:51 AM
Gotta give a new guy credit.  We're barely out of the gate and snoman already has the audacity to start talking trash to the GOATS! 
Bold move, my friend!  I thought the Scattered Flockers had more sense than to challenge the CHAMPS!  Jeff, you better get a grip on your boys over there!   ;D :angel9: :toothy9: :D :newmascot:
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: reflexl on March 02, 2023, 08:37:01 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/hkbjdm2.jpg)

We does graffiti...........
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: snoman4 on March 02, 2023, 09:05:54 AM
Quote from: GobbleNut on March 02, 2023, 08:33:51 AM
Gotta give a new guy credit.  We're barely out of the gate and snoman already has the audacity to start talking trash to the GOATS! 
Bold move, my friend!  I thought the Scattered Flockers had more sense than to challenge the CHAMPS!  Jeff, you better get a grip on your boys over there!   ;D :angel9: :toothy9: :D :newmascot:

More like CHIMPS or CHUMPS!

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Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: JeffC on March 02, 2023, 11:26:42 AM
Grumpies off their meds again!!
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: lacire on March 05, 2023, 08:18:42 PM
Or fell out of there recliners


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Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: lacire on March 05, 2023, 08:30:49 PM
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Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: reflexl on March 06, 2023, 08:15:32 AM
Quote from: lacire on March 05, 2023, 08:30:49 PM
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We are brave enough to use our own for bait to draw out the big ugly. If that is the best you got I will just use the .410 and TSS. No problem for a goat.
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: crow on March 07, 2023, 01:15:35 PM
"Scattered Flunkies" your logo is a no go,

Next time your allowed out of your parents basement try shooting the gobbler in the head, not just messing up his back feathers to " scatter the flock "
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: JeffC on March 07, 2023, 03:48:34 PM
the shot went thru his brain (if you had 1, you would realize that) so go back to bed "cranky grumpie".. :z-dizzy:
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: crow on March 07, 2023, 04:04:22 PM
Quote from: JeffC on March 07, 2023, 03:48:34 PM
the shot went thru his brain (if you had 1, you would realize that) so go back to bed "cranky grumpie".. :z-dizzy:


JIffypop, this isn't the grassy knoll,
unless you had the cia backing you up with tss this gobblers head is clearly up and his feathers are floating away like your dreams of moving out of the basement.  :newmascot:

About time for your Buddys to show up to binge watch the Scoobie Doo marathon  :goofball:
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: JeffC on March 07, 2023, 04:14:37 PM
try again "cranky" , his head is clearly falling down, just like your grumpie team :you_rock: :you_rock:
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: crow on March 07, 2023, 04:25:41 PM
were just pacing ourselves, the worst is yet to come.

and these new recliners just don't get broken in by themselves, were not into roughing it in a ground blind without a good recliner.



Did you get all the rules read yet for your new chuffa food plot lease
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: lacire on March 07, 2023, 06:21:03 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230307/1d9e4a55ee62e7a6786ea67a44db9124.jpg)
I'm not sure how they get these in there blinds......


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Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: HillclimberWV on March 07, 2023, 07:17:28 PM
After all the the oatmeal cream pies in the offseason im not sure that recliner is big enough for some of them.
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: lacire on March 07, 2023, 11:55:28 PM
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HillclimberWV we maybe in trouble this year, I heard there mad at snoman4 and some of them are changing out there recliners for these new ones, now they'll be able to at least get out of them in the mornings.


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Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: crow on March 08, 2023, 12:02:36 AM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: HillclimberWV on March 08, 2023, 09:44:33 AM
Lacire they are resourceful if nothing else.
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: reflexl on March 08, 2023, 12:16:32 PM
Quote from: lacire on March 07, 2023, 06:21:03 PM
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I'm not sure how they get these in there blinds......


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I am in. Have it delivered to my office!
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: Muzzy61 on March 08, 2023, 04:26:40 PM
Team Goats opening morning arguing where the gobble came from.
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: Tom007 on March 08, 2023, 04:35:39 PM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: crow on March 08, 2023, 04:48:43 PM
Quote from: Muzzy61 on March 08, 2023, 04:26:40 PM
Team Goats opening morning arguing where the gobble came from.



That looks more like Zorro1 in the middle flanked by Yellow Snow man and Jiffy PlopPlop FizzFizz collaborating on how to combine the teams to have a fighting chance with the goats
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: reflexl on March 08, 2023, 05:40:55 PM
Quote from: Muzzy61 on March 08, 2023, 04:26:40 PM
Team Goats opening morning arguing where the gobble came from.

That is Zelmo, snowy and Muzzled discussing the best smelling outhouse. We good. Sniff away boyz.
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: snoman4 on March 08, 2023, 09:52:42 PM
I figured out why the goats dont shoot straight..(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230309/040c0470fe3f6a531beab075484324c0.jpg)
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: snoman4 on March 08, 2023, 09:54:12 PM
A GOATS ode to the Snoman...(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230309/2c0f46865ab0315c45b6400550891bd7.jpg)
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: crow on March 08, 2023, 10:26:11 PM
Just remember snowflake, Global warming is coming for you
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: snoman4 on March 08, 2023, 10:33:40 PM
Quote from: crow on March 08, 2023, 10:26:11 PM
Just remember snowflake, Global warming is coming for you
I wear a hecs refrigerated suit of goathair armor!
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: JeffC on March 09, 2023, 08:01:49 AM
Cranky of his meds again!?!
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: reflexl on March 09, 2023, 05:28:01 PM
Quote from: JeffC on March 09, 2023, 08:01:49 AM
Cranky of his meds again!?!

man I need that!
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: crow on March 09, 2023, 07:28:13 PM
Quote from: JeffC on March 09, 2023, 08:01:49 AM
Cranky of his meds again!?!


Thats Gobblenut making his way to shore after he sank out boat last year
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: crow on March 09, 2023, 07:31:07 PM
Quote from: JeffC on March 09, 2023, 08:01:49 AM
Cranky of his meds again!?!


You Flunkys need to get Yellowsno one of these if he's going to keep swimming off the pier, that was just sad watching that
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: snoman4 on March 09, 2023, 09:20:09 PM
Quote from: crow on March 09, 2023, 07:31:07 PM
Quote from: JeffC on March 09, 2023, 08:01:49 AM
Cranky of his meds again!?!


You Flunkys need to get Yellowsno one of these if he's going to keep swimming off the pier, that was just sad watching that
GOATS know all about yellow snow since ya'll eat so much of it.  By the way don't make the snoman angry...you won't like the angry Snoman.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230310/c6ae529680972df234ce6051b43c3e78.jpg)
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: reflexl on March 09, 2023, 10:05:05 PM
Quote from: snoman4 on March 09, 2023, 09:20:09 PM
Quote from: crow 70slink=topic=112417.msg1120997#msg1120997 date=1678408267
Quote from: JeffC on March 09, 2023, 08:01:49 AM
Cranky of his meds again!?!


You Flunkys need to get Yellowsno one of these if he's going to keep swimming off the pier, that was just sad watching that
GOATS know all about yellow snow since ya'll eat so much of it.  By the way don't make the snoman angry...you won't like the angry Snoman.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230310/c6ae529680972df234ce6051b43c3e78.jpg)
My goat go poopy on snowblower.
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: reflexl on March 13, 2023, 10:29:41 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/CmIBrkq.jpg)
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: reflexl on March 13, 2023, 10:34:35 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/XMjMDt8.jpg)
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: lacire on March 14, 2023, 12:08:51 AM
Hey, acid reflex didn't you post this picture before? last year you said it was your first beak hanger....


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Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: reflexl on March 14, 2023, 09:00:37 AM
Nah. It must be your psychic memory acting up.
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: crow on March 14, 2023, 10:26:40 AM
Quote from: Eclare on March 14, 2023, 12:08:51 AM
Hey, Mr. reflex Sir, didn't you post this picture of my best gobbler before? last year you said "Don't worry little Skippy it's not bad for your first beak hanger"....


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Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: lacire on March 19, 2023, 03:30:03 PM
Jeff, I've gotten to meet a lot of nice fellows over on the G.O.A.T.S team strategy thread. I think I've got the waning champions from last year pinned on their own board like my bug collection in high school. They're flopping around over there like some of the turkey's I've shot. I've had two of them PM me, one with an offer to take me to dinner if I quit harassing them and another wants to go hunting with me....... I think they're both setups  :TooFunny:. I left the south along time ago and although they speak slow down there, they can be awful vindictive and cunning.
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: crow on March 19, 2023, 07:34:30 PM
  Ala Carte -------Pinned, flopping?   talk about following the little trail of corn kernels leading to the big corn trench. GOATS have patience and a long game only talked about behind their backs by other teams. All in good time when the rest of your Shattered Flunkies pick up the the little trail of corn they think is leading to the Taco Bell trench....well

While you have your little checker game going on your being patterned and categorized in a game of multi level chess.
Some men are mere gobbler hunters,
GOATS are the hunters of Sabbaticals

Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: lacire on March 19, 2023, 09:19:40 PM
Quote from: crow on March 19, 2023, 07:34:30 PM
  Ala Carte -------Pinned, flopping?   talk about following the little trail of corn kernels leading to the big corn trench. GOATS have patience and a long game only talked about behind their backs by other teams. All in good time when the rest of your Shattered Flunkies pick up the the little trail of corn they think is leading to the Taco Bell trench....well

While you have your little checker game going on your being patterned and categorized in a game of multi level chess.
Some men are mere gobbler hunters,
GOATS are the hunters of Sabbaticals

Cornrows, two things.....  I always talk to pigmy goats to their face and...........just like Spock, I play three dimensional chess.  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: crow on March 19, 2023, 10:17:38 PM
Quote from: lacire on March 19, 2023, 09:19:40 PM
Quote from: crow on March 19, 2023, 07:34:30 PM
  Ala Carte -------Pinned, flopping?   talk about following the little trail of corn kernels leading to the big corn trench. GOATS have patience and a long game only talked about behind their backs by other teams. All in good time when the rest of your Shattered Flunkies pick up the the little trail of corn they think is leading to the Taco Bell trench....well

While you have your little checker game going on your being patterned and categorized in a game of multi level chess.
Some men are mere gobbler hunters,
GOATS are the hunters of Sabbaticals

Cornrows, two things.....  I always talk to pigmy goats to their face and...........just like Spock, I play three dimensional chess.  :TooFunny:


Lally Pop,
according to Curly there's only 1 thing (not 2)
and that is if you can't close the deal with a Sabbatical, you'll just have to settle for a roadkill gobbler.

PS., that book has a chapter on tire track removal
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: lacire on March 20, 2023, 12:53:30 AM
Quote from: crow on March 19, 2023, 07:34:30 PM
  Ala Carte -------Pinned, flopping?   talk about following the little trail of corn kernels leading to the big corn trench. GOATS have patience and a long game only talked about behind their backs by other teams. All in good time when the rest of your Shattered Flunkies pick up the the little trail of corn they think is leading to the Taco Bell trench....well

While you have your little checker game going on your being patterned and categorized in a game of multi level chess.
Some men are mere gobbler hunters,
GOATS are the hunters of Sabbaticals
crowbar, I hunt the hunters...... turkey lost its flavor along time ago but goat soup, that's on my menu.


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Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: crow on March 20, 2023, 05:49:21 PM
Quote from: lacire on March 20, 2023, 12:53:30 AM
Quote from: crow on March 19, 2023, 07:34:30 PM
  Ala Carte -------Pinned, flopping?   talk about following the little trail of corn kernels leading to the big corn trench. GOATS have patience and a long game only talked about behind their backs by other teams. All in good time when the rest of your Shattered Flunkies pick up the the little trail of corn they think is leading to the Taco Bell trench....well

While you have your little checker game going on your being patterned and categorized in a game of multi level chess.
Some men are mere gobbler hunters,
GOATS are the hunters of Sabbaticals



crow my hero, I hunt in the deli  ......real turkey hunting lost its flavor along time ago after striking out year after year, but turkey Spam that's on my menu.



Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: lacire on March 21, 2023, 01:55:10 AM
Actually crone, after my last post on the pigmy goat board I have a hankering for a fried banana, peanut butter and bacon sandwich.  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: crow on March 22, 2023, 12:30:17 PM
Quote from: lacire on March 21, 2023, 01:55:10 AM
Actually crone, after my last post on the pigmy goat board I have a hankering for a fried banana, peanut butter and bacon sandwich.  :TooFunny:


Tasty but too messy, GOATS are no-frills.
Sardines, real deer jerky with a little salt, apple and chunk of cheese, hunt all day
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: Spellnj3 on March 22, 2023, 02:55:38 PM
I'm just seeing this but it seems to me like goats have nothing better to do than troll our posts?
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: crow on March 22, 2023, 08:25:50 PM
Quote from: Spellnj3 on March 22, 2023, 02:55:38 PM
I'm just seeing this but it seems to me like the goats have much better experiences to talk about than we do in our posts?



Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: reflexl on March 23, 2023, 10:05:04 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/vUW7WfS.jpg)
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: JeffC on March 23, 2023, 03:50:47 PM
No Rejects allowed
Title: Re: Bold Move
Post by: crow on March 26, 2023, 10:15:45 PM
Quote from: reflexl on March 23, 2023, 10:05:04 AM
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That looks like that dancing outlaw Jeffico  :jackson: JessCo will eat that donut but don't feed him no sloppy slimy eggs