What's the most disrespectful name you can calla turkey that's kicked your butt?
Corn Buzzard is my go to.
Bad Bird :gobble:
I was fishing with a fellow one time for alligator gar and there were absolute monsters breaching around us all day. Never got a bite and just before he cranked the engine he screamed at the top of his lungs, "I hope your buttholes grow shut!" I laughed till I cried and so now that's what I yell when they beat me. I yell it at the top of my lungs.
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Freakin Turkeys
Some turkeys just seem to want to die of old age.
I usually just call those what they are soon to become when they succumb, miscreant maggots.
Will Slip.... :turkey2:
S O BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
JB
Let's go Brandon
A Merde head ... it's Cajun . Look it up
A friend of mine says "Stupid turkeys are a waste of my time!"
I usually call them something really mean like "sawed off banty rooster" or "barn yard big bird"
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Gobblin Carp
Snoody bastard
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Lots of four-letter words in a row in assorted combinations depending on the degree of insult required to express the needed sentiment I might be feeling based on the individual encounter and how much of a fool that particular gobbler made of me. ...Sometimes I run out of four-letter words and have to throw in a few five and six letter words... ;D :angel9:
I usually have no disrespectful names I call turkeys. "You sneaky bastard," Is about the best I can muster if he beats me that day and my thoughts will already be turned to what I'm going to try next time to turn the odds in my favor. The disrespectful names are generally directed at myself.
I don't call them names, any bird that beats me has my respect. I am more apt to say, "well played old boy then to cuss him out". A friend of mine called them ground buzzards.
When I get frustrated, they are "Butt Buzzards"
thunder chicken
BAAAAAADDDD Turkey.
I find myself cussing the hens more than the gobblers. I can get creative with adjectives to describe them.
Quote from: GobbleNut on May 28, 2022, 04:11:48 PM
Lots of four-letter words in a row in assorted combinations depending on the degree of insult required to express the needed sentiment I might be feeling based on the individual encounter and how much of a fool that particular gobbler made of me. ...Sometimes I run out of four-letter words and have to throw in a few five and six letter words... ;D :angel9:
:TooFunny: :TooFunny:
My buddy calls hens that screw us up "Russian whores". Why Russian....I don't have a clue. ???
Tip my cap and say, "Hope we're both around next year to do this dance again." Gotta respect a bird that plays the game and beats you fair and square. Also, as it's been said,"If you lose, don't lose the lesson."
Quote from: eggshell on May 28, 2022, 05:57:23 PM
I don't call them names, any bird that beats me has my respect. I am more apt to say, "well played old boy then to cuss him out". A friend of mine called them ground buzzards.
YES!!!
He won the game so we should show him respect!
Paranoid Schizophrenic!!!
Mr. Turkey
SOM BICH...
LUCKY
This is a family friendly site so I will just say um
Pea Brain, even though they seem to win most encounters.
Ornery steaking fart!
Why would I disrespect an animal I have so much respect for, simply because I was not able to fool him in to coming within 40 yards to look for me so that I could kill him. What I don't have respect for is anyone who would attempt to kill them any other way. To each their own though.
My buddy named an old gobbler that once kicked my butt all season "The Tormanator" I think they both insulted me. Never did get that bird. Lol
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Crazy birds comes out of my mouth a lot.
Only bird I ever named was a few years ago. Named him Richard Head. He would roost right on the edge of our property and never budge once on the ground. I did call him in one time for a buddy to shoot, had him at 35yds and my friend thought he was further out than he was. Only chance I ever had on him. Old age finally got him I guess, no one else ever did
I only named 1 bird as well- this spring in MT. 3 mornings I had him super close at multiple set ups. 3 separate times I clicked my safety convincing myself I was a helluva turkey hunter waiting for him to pop his head up. Each time nothing until maybe 10 minutes later I'd hear him gobble to my left. Or my right. Or in back of me. 3 mornings of this- ultimate respect. I couldn't get him out of my mind, so much so I made the 7 hr drive 2 weeks later to try and fill my second tag. Never had an encounter with him again but still think about him. I called him Circle Jerk. All he did was tease me, circle me and act like a jerk. Ultimate respect.
It's usually flipping DodO Bird!
****ing stupid ****ing ****er
I have been called worse.
Pecker Head once and a while as well.
Never really named one. I got on an old bird 4-5 years ago that I hunted for a few weeks. When he finnaly came into range I said out loud " I'm gonna kill you ". He raised his head before I gave him a head full of tss. It felt good. For me anyway.
Can't kill em all ...I never get frustrated, just motivated...