The people who know me know that my stories do contain bits and pieces of the truth. Some details may be enhanced from time to time for entertainment purposes.
I killed this hog this morning. Drove into my front yard this morning and got out of the truck. I unlocked my utility building and spent a couple minutes in it, maybe three or four. When I came back out this hog was in the front yard. I chased him down on foot and tackled him. I maneuvered around until I had his back. It was quite a struggle but I managed to get his back and put a rear naked choke on him and broke his neck. The next time I try that I'm putting my clothes back on first. That whole rear naked choke thing isn't what its cracked up to be. I'm thinking it would be a lot easier and a lot more comfortable fully clothed.
After I broke his neck I gave him to a couple guys who I know that just happened to be down the road a short piece.
That's sounds a lot better than I pulled into my front yard and he stepped out in 3 minutes and I got the 30-30 out of my truck and shot him, then gave him to some folks who like them. I hate hogs!!!
(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4473/23985228868_7b283593ce_z.jpg)
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I think if you jumped on my back nekkid I would put up a heck of a scrap too! Congrats on securing some bacon for your friends.
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I see no bullet hole, so I know you just jumped him congrats, you trying to throw us off with that other lame story!!
I'm getting the impression this isn't your first naked hog wrestling adventure. Hopefully the neighbors didn't have to watch. :toothy12: :toothy12:
Just where had you been that you was naked in the truck :happy0167:
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Quote from: Happy on October 21, 2017, 04:56:26 PM
I think if you jumped on my back nekkid I would put up a heck of a scrap too! Congrats on securing some bacon for your friends.
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Quote from: NCbowjunkie on October 21, 2017, 07:12:42 PM
Just where had you been that you was naked in the truck :happy0167:
I said I went into my utility building for 3 or 4 minutes. :laugh:
MAN
U GAVE AWAY SOME GOOD MEAT ...........
GOOD STORIE ........
Ima try that next time I see a pig!
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was there any banjo music while this rear naked choke was going on
good shooting
I can see a whole new reality show......Naked and Afraid-wild hogs in the bush edition
:TooFunny: Congrats on the hog...Ohhh and not getting bruised up in the process....
Hand to hoove combat, huh?
Quote from: SinGin on October 22, 2017, 11:06:26 AM
Hand to hoove combat, huh?
That's the family friendly version.
Man, no thanks at all for the mental images I'm gettin'. ????????
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Hilarious as always. :TooFunny:
Man, I never want to walk into your utility shed!! Lol.
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I believe someone got video of you in action:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA-CSqTTvnM
Quote from: Tail Feathers on October 21, 2017, 10:30:07 PM
Ima try that next time I see a pig!
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I could go somewhere with that one...but I won't :goofball: :goofball:
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Quote from: Farmboy27 on October 22, 2017, 05:01:00 PM
Man, I never want to walk into your utility shed!! Lol.
It's a good idea to knock first.
Quote from: guesswho on October 26, 2017, 07:39:46 PM
Quote from: Farmboy27 on October 22, 2017, 05:01:00 PM
Man, I never want to walk into your utility shed!! Lol.
It's a good idea to knock first.
Or maybe I'd just call ahead!! Lol
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Having a hard time in-seeing that!
Great job on the hog, buddy!