Today is opening day for yutes to take out after turkeys in Mississippi. I am expecting a wave of photos showing young whippersnappers grinning over the symbol of their transition from booger-eating knuckleheads to seasoned hunters with nerves of chrome-vanadium steel.
This means one other thing, the general season opens in a week. Much of Alabama and all of Mississippi will be slinging gravel out of their driveways at 4:00 in the morning on their way to the turkey woods. Your humble Captain will be one of the hungry horde aching for a one-on-one encounter with a gobbling Harvey Weinstein making the moves on that sweet talking feathered starlet who is right over here somewhere just begging for a role in the next Tom Cruise movie. 'Ello my pigeon.' I trust that the last thing to go through his mind will be #7 Heavyweights, compliments of me.
I hope that my MS/AL team mates are locked and loaded and ready to sling gravel.
Be Safe, Have Fun, Kill Gobblers.
Cheers
FullChoke
