Anybody know.....

[Gobblerdn1]

....what is the first sound a turkey makes when it wakes up on the limb?

[M Sharpe]

a big ol' yawn.....maybe 

[Gobblerdn1]

Never hear one yawn.   Guess again.

[M Sharpe]

Maybe he breaks wind, that's generally my first two.....

[guesswho]

Plop, followed by tree yelps, or visa versa.

[PANYHunter]

Gobbler or Hen- Breeding season or not?

[Gobblerdn1]

Plop, followed by tree yelps, or visa versa.

Yes sir that's the one! plop or splat however you want to say it.

Thanks for playing everybody!

[guesswho]

Plop, followed by tree yelps, or visa versa.

Yes sir that's the one! plop or splat however you want to say it.

Thanks for playing everybody!

Where do I pick up my new truck that was the prize?

[Gobblerdn1]

LOL no truck just the satisfaction of knowing. You either made a real good guess or you been at this a while. I bet on the later.

You know, if you are close enough you can hear their tails swish back and forth after the splat or plop and before the clucking or that nasally yelping.

[guesswho]

LOL no truck just the satisfaction of knowing.

I figured you would tell me to pick it up at my local dealership, just do it in the wee hours of the morning before they opened.

[Gobblerdn1]

LOL no truck just the satisfaction of knowing.

I figured you would tell me to pick it up at my local dealership, just do it in the wee hours of the morning before they opened.

I was just fixin to PM ya the details........

[guesswho]

LOL no truck just the satisfaction of knowing.

I figured you would tell me to pick it up at my local dealership, just do it in the wee hours of the morning before they opened.

I was just fixin to PM ya the details........

I'm a little smarter than my avatar indicates, not much but some.

[Gobblerdn1]

LOL no truck just the satisfaction of knowing.

I figured you would tell me to pick it up at my local dealership, just do it in the wee hours of the morning before they opened.

I was just fixin to PM ya the details........

I'm a little smarter than my avatar indicates, not much but some.

[hookedspur]

I thought it was SCRATCH SCRATCH after all he is a male and his  ====  itch just like ours.