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Started by reflexl, March 01, 2023, 12:51:29 PM

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reflexl

Geriatric Old Lethargic Dudes.

Yall need some depends and geritol.

FullChoke

Geezers Overblown Attempt To Satirize

I'm convinced that you jello-eaters all have a proctologist with fat cold fingers on speed dial and have cute pet names for your prostates.

Ball's in your court, I can do this all day.


Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

reflexl

At least we aren't so old that our birth certificate says expired.

Paulmyr

Quote from: FullChoke on March 01, 2023, 01:19:31 PM
Geezers Overblown Attempt To Satirize

I'm convinced that you jello-eaters all have a proctologist with fat cold fingers on speed dial and have cute pet names for your prostates.

Ball's in your court, I can do this all day.

Easy now! I just had notches put into my denture so my mouth call doesn't slip! And that's not satire!!!
Paul Myrdahl,  Goat trainee

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.". John Wayne, The Shootist.

Happy

Quote from: FullChoke on March 01, 2023, 01:19:31 PM
Geezers Overblown Attempt To Satirize

I'm convinced that you jello-eaters all have a proctologist with fat cold fingers on speed dial and have cute pet names for your prostates.

Ball's in your court, I can do this all day.
Dang, we see where your mind is at. for your information, I pulled a groin muscle monday, but still managed to run 1.82 miles in 14 minutes yesterday. So, I would be careful with the old and out of shape, visiting a proctologist comments. Balls back in your court, but it's a corner shot, and I don't think we have all day for you to get there.

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FullChoke

Dang, we see where your mind is at. for your information, I pulled a groin muscle monday, but still managed to run 1.82 miles in 14 minutes yesterday. So, I would be careful with the old and out of shape, visiting a proctologist comments. Balls back in your court, but it's a corner shot, and I don't think we have all day for you to get there. [/quote]

One day, and it will be soon, you will remember back to our proctologist references and thank me. FYI, I had both legs severed in a thresher mishap last Monday and I am texting this message from the base camp at the foot of Khumbu Glacier on the Nepal side of Everest. At 2:30 am I will solo the summit and be back at camp in time for the first episode of the new Mandalorian.

Back atchya Martina.


Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

crow


Happy

Just remember matter that no matter what mountain are attempting to climb. A GOAT has already been there.

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FullChoke

Quote from: Happy on March 01, 2023, 08:49:58 PM
Just remember matter that no matter what mountain are attempting to climb. A GOAT has already been there.

Mr. Ppy,

This is a very good retort. I am actually impressed. You really have no business among these miscreants and reprobates. Come join our team and brighten your future before it's too late.  :icon_thumright:


Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

reflexl

Quote from: FullChoke on March 02, 2023, 11:06:31 AM
Quote from: Happy on March 01, 2023, 08:49:58 PM
Just remember matter that no matter what mountain are attempting to climb. A GOAT has already been there.

Mr. Ppy,

This is a very good retort. I am actually impressed. You really have no business among these miscreants and reprobates. Come join our team and brighten your future before it's too late.  :icon_thumright:

He can't. He has a bad case of C Diff.

Happy

Quote from: FullChoke on March 02, 2023, 11:06:31 AM
Quote from: Happy on March 01, 2023, 08:49:58 PM
Just remember matter that no matter what mountain are attempting to climb. A GOAT has already been there.

Mr. Ppy,

This is a very good retort. I am actually impressed. You really have no business among these miscreants and reprobates. Come join our team and brighten your future before it's too late.  :icon_thumright:
I am not sure if  I should feel honored or insulted. The only thing I know is, I look darned good and even better while killing turkeys. But that's normal with us GOATS. Gotta give you credit though. You boys are at least bringing some game.

Good-Looking and Platinum member of the Elitist Club

reflexl


crow


FullChoke



Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

GobbleNut

 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: LOL  I have to admit, this is some pretty funny stuff!